Super Junior {bandfic ; management does not, however, pay for super junior's alcohol}

May 20, 2009 22:13

Title: management does not, however, pay for super junior's alcohol
Fandom: Super Junior
Pairing: bandfic; Hankyung/Heechul, Siwon/Sungmin, Kibum/Donghae, Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi
Word count: N/A. A lot :| again :|
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Sungmin throws an impromtu party; Super Junior text each other.
A/N: we got bored. should never be allowed to get bored. we think we're fucking hilarious ahahahaha fml. I'M NOT EVEN DRUNK I'M JUST LIKE \o/////////// RIGHT NOW IDEK fucking mood swings. um, in no way really related to the last one, but there is a slight reference to this fic in here, but it's not really important. oh god the amount of Sluts United bias in this thing. I'm fairly certain most of this is made up of in-jokes that no one else will get, which probably makes it less amusing, bawls. MATHS WENT GREAT, THANKS TO ANYONE WHO WISHED ME LUCK, ILUSM <3.

from Sungmin
to Heechul (15.32)
LETS HAVE ADVENTURES

from Heechul
to Sungmin (15.33)
please tell me you are drunk.

from Sungmin
to Heechul (15.34)
you are no fun at all.

from Heechul
to Sungmin (15.34)
bitch you did not.

from Sungmin
to Heechul (15.36)
and by ADVENTURES i totally meant 'a party'

from Heechul
to Sungmin (15.37)
are you fucking with me.

from Sungmin
to Heechul (15.38)
NO I'M SERIOUS I GOT PARTY HATS AND EVERYTHING.

from Heechul
to Sungmin (15.40)
PLEASE TELL ME YOU REMEMBERED ALCOHOL.

from Sungmin
to Heechul (15.42)
duh. im not stupid.

from Heechul
to Sungmin (15.43)
........

from Sungmin
to Heechul (15.45)
oh haha :\

from Heechul
to Hankyung (16.03)
party at Sungmin's place

from Hankyung
to Heechul (16.06)
u mena upstairs?

from Heechul
to Hankyung (16.07)
yes. but that doesn't sound as good, does it?

from Eeteuk
to Donghae (17.34)
where are you going with that snorkel and why

from Donghae
to Eeteuk (17.36)
Sungmin is having a party :D

from Eeteuk
to Kibum (17.38)
please come out of hiding. we need another chaperone.

from Eeteuk
to Donghae (17.41)
that did not answer my question. and no he isn't.

from Donghae
to Eeteuk (17.43)
i heard theres gonna be cake :DDD

from Shindong
to Eeteuk (17.45)
you are not stopping this party.

from Sungmin
to Heechul (18.01)
...i do not have enough booze for this.

from Heechul
to Sungmin (18.03)
i am always having to save your ass.

from Sungmin
to Heechul (18.05)
i wasn't the one who told everyone i'm having a party

from Heechul
to Sungmin (18.07)
i only told hankyung.

from Sungmin
to Hankyung (18.09)
..........you.

from Hankyung
to Sungmin (18.13)
wat?

from Siwon
to Sungmin (18.15)
can I come to your party, hyung?

from Sungmin
to Hankyung (18.16)
..........oh nvm.

from Sungmin
to Siwon (18.20)
of course :DDD come on over <3

from Sungmin
to Heechul (18.21)
...oh no. i think that was too much. was that too much? damn it.

from Heechul
to Sungmin (18.23)
i need to be drunker to have this conversation okay. wait a couple hours, moron.

from Heechul
to Kangin (19.05)
hey get some more booze on the way over. don't drink it, you don't need the calories.

from Kangin
to Heechul (19.08)
fuck you, im just big boned.

from Heechul
to Kangin (19.10)
what, do you have dinosaur bones?

from Eeteuk
to Heechul (19.11)
I SENSE FIGHTING. STOP IT.

from Heechul
to Eeteuk (19.13)
why are you even here? YOU NEVER DRINK.

from Eeteuk
to Heechul (19.16)
i am being a responsible adult and chaperoning.

from Heechul
to Eeteuk (19.18)
you're being a fucking bore, that's what you're being.

from Eeteuk
to Heechul (19.24)
DO NOT GIVE DONGHAE THAT RUM AND COKE

from Heechul
to Eeteuk (19.26)
TOO LATE :D

from Eeteuk
to Eunhyuk, Hankyung, Heechul, Kangin, Kibum, Kyuhyun, Ryeowook, Shindong, Siwon, Sungmin, Yehsung (19.47)
I guess I'm the only one worried that Donghae has a concussion after running into that wall.

from Sungmin
to Eeteuk (19.50)
dont worry he'll pass out soon enough

from Zhou Mi
to Eeteuk, Eunhyuk, Hankyung, Heechul, Kangin, Kibum, Kyuhyun, Ryeowook, Shindong, Siwon, Sungmin, Yehsung (20.04)
I'M HERE :DDD

from Kyuhyun
to Zhou Mi (20.06)
oh my god who gave you a key

from Eeteuk
to Henry (20.09)
why are you here, you can't drink.

from Heechul
to Zhou Mi (20.13)
HEY SEASONING WANT A DRINK?

from Henry
to Eeteuk (20.13)
moral support :D

from Henry
to Hankyung (20.15)
if Eeteuk asks, i am not drinking.

from Hankyung
to Heechul (20.18)
sotp givin Henry drinks.

from Heechul
to Henry (20.20)
hey, have you ever tried sambuca?

from Sungmin
to Zhou Mi (21.07)
...where did you get that drink umbrella.

from Zhou Mi
to Sungmin (21.10)
Heechul-hyung gave me it :D

from Sungmin
to Heechul (21.13)
GIVE ME A DRINK UMBRELLA

from Heechul
to Sungmin (21.18)
god you are such a fag.

from Sungmin
to Heechul (21.21)
hey thanks :D

from Heechul
to Sungmin (21.54)
so I think Siwon is all alone. and drunk. did I mention drunk?

from Sungmin
to Heechul (21.57)
be there in a minute :D

from Siwon
to Hankyung (22.04)
hyug wat is heechul-hyun puttun in drink?

from Hankyung
to Siwon (22.07)
HEY YOUR WORSE THAN ME \o/

from Eeteuk
to Kibum (22.15)
you are a dirty traitor :(

from Kibum
to Eeteuk (22.18)
you should claim 'acting lessons' too, life becomes so much easier.

from Donghae
to Kibum (22.23)
heheyyy i mis yuo

from Donghae
to Kibum (22.37)
can i cum ovr plz?

from Kibum
to Donghae (22.39)
can you even walk??

from Donghae
to Kibum (22.45)
enhyuk say tell yyo no

from Kibum
to Donghae (22.48)
...I'll be there in twenty. try to stay conscious or something.

from Eunhyuk
to Kibum (22.52)
i should warn you that he ran into a wall

from Kibum
to Eunhyuk (22.54)
do I want to know why?

from Eunhyuk
to Kibum (22.58)
heechul gave him rum and coke.

from Kibum
to Heechul (23.01)
you have a twisted sense of humor, hyung.

from Heechul
to Kibum (23.03)
it was fucking hilarious. you should have been there.

from Heechul
to Kibum (23.04)
oh wait.

from Sungmin
to Heechul (23.13)
is it defined as 'moving too fast' if i stick my hands down his pants? because i really want to.

from Heechul
to Sungmin (23.15)
you have crushed on the one guy who would consider making bedroom eyes at him 'moving too fast'

from Sungmin
to Heechul (23.16)
why is my life this way. i think we need more shots.

from Heechul
to Sungmin (23.19)
i think if he's so drunk he's not conscious, it counts as rape.

from Sungmin
to Heechul (23.21)
oh you would know :|

from Heechul
to Sungmin (23.23)
oh it all worked out in the end and you know it.

from Sungmin
to Heechul (23.26)
i'm still waiting for a thank you.

from Heechul
to Sungmin (23.29)
keep waiting, whore.

from Eeteuk
to Eunhyuk, Hankyung, Heechul, Henry, Kangin, Kibum, Kyuhyun, Ryeowook, Shindong, Siwon, Sungmin, Yehsung, Zhou Mi (23.36)
has anyone seen Donghae?

from Kibum
to Eeteuk (23.40)
i just found him on my way over. he was lying in the street.

from Eeteuk
to Eunhyuk (23.42)
how did you lose track of him this time :\

from Eunhyuk
to Eeteuk (23.46)
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hands is a funny word

from Eeteuk
to Donghae, Eunhyuk, Hankyung, Heechul, Henry, Kangin, Kibum, Kyuhyun, Ryeowook, Shindong, Siwon, Sungmin, Yehsung, Zhou Mi (23.48)
IS ANYONE STILL SOMEWHAT SOBER

from Yehsung
to Eeteuk (23.50)
I am ;D

from Kyuhyun
to Eeteuk (23.53)
HYUNG WHY IS YEHSUNG IN MY BEDROOM.

from Eeteuk
to Yehsung (23.55)
STEP AWAY FROM THE MAGNAE, PLEASE.

from Yehsung
to Eeteuk (23.57)
I AM NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING.

from Ryeowook
to Yehsung (00.01)
hyung, could you put your pants on?

from Ryeowook
to Yehsung (00.02)
or at least come to our room.

from Zhou Mi
to Kyuhyun (00.04)
we should relocate to my apartment

from Kyuhyun
to Zhou Mi (00.06)
just wait until he goes, it will be fine then.

from Henry
to Ryeowook (00.10)
hey, who was that who just walked in?

from Ryeowook
to Henry (00.11)
...that was Kibum.

from Henry
to Ryeowook (00.12)
who?

from Eeteuk
to Donghae, Eunhyuk, Hankyung, Heechul, Henry, Kangin, Kibum, Kyuhyun, Ryeowook, Shindong, Siwon, Sungmin, Yehsung, Zhou Mi (00.13)
this dorm is unclean. I just wanted you all to know. :(

from Ryeowook
to Henry (00.14)
......

from Heechul
to Eeteuk (00.15)
oh you have no idea.

from Sungmin
to Heechul (00.21)
texting with one hand down his pants: 3 points.

from Heechul
to Sungmin (00.23)
it doesn't count if he's unconscious you know

from Sungmin
to Heechul (00.24)
his eyelids are fluttering, stfu.

from Sungmin
to Heechul (00.25)
...and that was a distinctly a moan! :Db

from Hankyung
to Heechul (00.29)
shud i save siwon frm religi -- religi - crisis?

from Heechul
to Hankyung (00.31)
no, save that for tomorrow morning.

from Heechul
to Sungmin (00.34)
texting with your tongue down his throat: 6 points

from Heechul
to Sungmin (00.36)
bonus 3 points for his hands down your pants

from Sungmin
to Heechul (00.38)
you have an unfair advantage

from Heechul
to Sungmin (00.40)
what, you mean Hankyung is awake? that's not unfair, that's just morally acceptable.

from Sungmin
to Heechul (00.42)
his eyes are open now okay :\

from Heechul
to Sungmin (00.45)
LOL I HEARD HIM SCREAM FROM ALL THE WAY OVER HERE.

from Eeteuk
to Donghae, Eunhyuk, Hankyung, Heechul, Henry, Kangin, Kibum, Kyuhyun, Ryeowook, Shindong, Siwon, Sungmin, Yehsung, Zhou Mi (00.46)
DO I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THAT WAS

from Sungmin
to Eeteuk (00.48)
NO HYUNG EVERYTHING IS FINE.

from Sungmin
to Heechul (00.50)
STOP LAUGHING, WHORE. I CAN HEAR YOU.

from Heechul
to Sungmin (00.53)
oh don't take your pain at christian boy being terrified out on me.

from Sungmin
to Heechul (00.55)
WHAT IF HE NEVER SPEAKS TO ME AGAIN ;___; I EVEN FIND HIS VOICE ATTRACTIVE.

from Heechul
to Sungmin (00.57)
THE PEOPLE WHO PASSED OUT ARE GOING TO REGRET DOING SO IN THE MORNING WHEN THEY REALISED THEY MISSED THIS.

from Donghae
to Heechul (01.01)
sjdje;aj fal poptarts.

from Heechul
to Kibum (01.04)
look just hit him over the head or something, it will shut him up.

from Kibum
to Heechul (01.06)
I'd rather not give him another concussion.

from Heechul
to Kibum (01.09)
you never know, it might finally cancel out that one from when he was a baby and was dropped.

from Eeteuk
to Donghae, Eunhyuk, Hankyung, Heechul, Kangin, Kibum, Kyuhyun, Ryeowook, Shindong, Siwon, Sungmin, Yehsung (01.16)
okay who is still conscious. :\

from Heechul
to Eeteuk (01.18)
HANKYUNG AND I ARE BUSY

from Heechul
to Eeteuk (01.20)
quite conscious though.

from Eunhyuk
to Eeteuk (01.21)
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaands

from Kangin
to Eeteuk (01.22)
i think you're really pretty~

from Siwon
to Heechul (01.23)
brb throwing myself off the dorm building :(

from Heechul
to Siwon (01.24)
oh you drama queen.

from Kangin
to Eeteuk (01.26)
...that was Shindong. totally Shindong. not me.

from Heechul
to Siwon (01.27)
anyway don't act like you didn't secretely like it.

from Eeteuk
to Kangin (01.28)
um, okay.

from Siwon
to Heechul (01.30)
hyung :(

from Sungmin
to Heechul (01.33)
i didnt even get skin to skin contact :\

from Heechul
to Sungmin (01.35)
well there's always next time.

from Sungmin
to Heechul (01.37)
same time next week?

from Heechul
to Sungmin (01.38)
i'll bring the tequila

pairing: siwon/sungmin, pairing: kibum/donghae, fandom: super junior, !text message, pairing: kyuhyun/zhou mi, pairing: hankyung/heechul

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