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So henceforth is the Valentines day....hmm. Well this year I apparently have a valentine for this artificial hallmark holiday. I'm going to visit a friend in PA, he's paying for the flight, and hes gonna make me Mac and Cheese from scrachies!!! Yay! So anywho this friend's name is Ray and the crazy story behind him is that my friend took him home ( Read more... )

Embarrassing Date story:

http://www.verybored.com/work/funniest_first_date_story_ever.html

Ray is one of my guy friends from school.

Ray: im going to buy a bunch of HPT's from the dollar store and pee on them
Ray: see how accurate they are...considering they're from the dollar store
Me: lol
Ray: im going to make a stage for them and pee on them all at once
Ray: maybe take some action pictures
Me: lol ur such a guy
Ray: at least there ( Read more... )

I love my mom. Really I do. But I just can't deal with her stupidity. Is common sense really that hard? I just wanna SCREAMAnd then she gets mad at me when I say I'll talk to her later cuz I'm trying to save her from me getting stupid and yelling ( Read more... )

So I was just at my school Wrestling match and I gotta say I know nothing about the game/sport whatever but the Spandex!!! Damn the spandex! Soo fuckin Hot! And the guys grappling around like they are gettin it on. Funny how wrestling isnt "gay". I think its the gayest sport there is. As for the spandex there are some guys who wear like NOTHING and ( Read more... )

So hello all. Its been eight years. My fault I know ( Read more... )

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Waring: Not to be used during Pregnancy or while nursing.

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Yeah...I don't get that.

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