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[inkylizard]

"where do you keep the frozen fruit?"

"oh, that's right over here in the freezer..."

you wouldn't believe how close i'm coming to screwing myself out of going to school. unless you've met me, ever. then you'd probably believe it.

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[venomouswhore]

why would someone store fruit in the same place bodies are stored in? You guys are gross over there, seriously.

[merlynspen]

NO.
SCHOOL IS THE WAY, MEANS, AND END.
No, wait. I think that's Jesus.
School. Be all that you can be..
No, that's not it.

Well, apparently, school doesn't have a slogan. Go anyway.

School: Because retail doesn't like it when you draw on the clock?
School. Because then you can claim to Know Stuff.
School. And why not?

No, that was David St. Hubbins tombstone. DAMMIT.

[inkylizard]

...not on purpose. i just procrastinated myself to death. school starts in 6 days. my financial aid isn't complete, and i have to see my dad (or forge his signature), and get him to mail me stuff, and he's out of state until the 1st. and i have to get a meningitis vaccine. and they won't let me register for classes until i do.

and your voicemail is broken - did you know?