"where do you keep the frozen fruit?"

"oh, that's right over here in the freezer..."

you wouldn't believe how close i'm coming to screwing myself out of going to school. unless you've met me, ever. then you'd probably believe it.

woke up this morning better than yesterday; still had a bitch of a time getting out of bed, eyes still feel like they were yanked out at baked until crispy, or at least replaced with something harder, shinier, and more like golf balls than eyes. (and they hurt. don't know what's up with that.)  and the construction outside, while not exactly ( Read more... )

it happened again! is my *car* sexy?

mike says if it were anyone else repeatedly mentioning this, it would sound conceited. i hope the point comes across that i'm just terrifically confused...

K, this is my second rant of the day. Goes like this ( Read more... )

this gets a separate post because it's a rant of its own ( Read more... )

aweome weekend,  one lobster, several dirty sweaty bruise-inflicting battles, some beer, a fictional world saved by the power of our enhanced awesomeness, and one bee sting later.

"i went to see a friend last night
it was very late when i walked in
my talking as it rambled 
revealed suspicious reasoning
my visit seemed to darken him - 
i came in as ( Read more... )

there's a tiny translucent spider crawling all over the computer screen ( Read more... )

Sometimes, when something really good happens, the words don't do it justice.

I got into art school

I had a stellar weekend, beginning with a lightning storm that kept me company for the last hour of my bus ride to new york. amazing. i count this as my first real new york trip -somehow in my head the band trip doesn't count for much. tinted bus windows the whole time. sanford walked me roundabout to his apartment -through times square and past a ( Read more... )

looks like pez dispensers take the day.