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inmy_balls

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Nov 22, 2011 16:00

I don't know what everyone's goin' on about these dreams for, the boogeyman ain't gonna get ya or anythin'. What I wanted to know was if anyone wanted a roommate. I have this nice flat, yeah? It's pretty quiet around here and I could use some company. I have HD TV and a lounge and gourmet fuckin' food. [How much of that is real again?] Just ( Read more... )

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[video] angle_on_it November 22 2011, 21:07:22 UTC

[Sokka hears only one thing...] Did you say "gourmet food?"

[video] inmy_balls November 22 2011, 22:17:55 UTC

I did! [Scraps can be gourmet, right?]

[video] angle_on_it November 22 2011, 22:48:50 UTC

Really, I've already got my own place, but if you're willing to trade...

[video] inmy_balls November 22 2011, 22:53:23 UTC

Oh so you think you're too good for my flat, yeah? Well fuck you, too! You can take your trades and shove 'em because the only way you'll be eatin' right if ya come to live with me!

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[video] soundsofdrums November 22 2011, 21:12:22 UTC

HD TV. Riiiiight.

[video] inmy_balls November 22 2011, 22:18:11 UTC

I just haven't found one yet!

[video] soundsofdrums November 22 2011, 22:22:44 UTC

You're not going to.

[video] inmy_balls November 22 2011, 22:24:54 UTC

Eh-- [Yes. His voice just cracked.]

What're ya talkin' about?

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[voice] alwaysreturned November 22 2011, 22:31:51 UTC

'Less you suddenly changed flats, none of that's bloody well likely.

[voice] inmy_balls November 22 2011, 22:33:08 UTC

Don't worry, Robbie, I got it all under control.

[....]

We're friends, right? Ya wouldn't lie to me about important manners?

[voice] alwaysreturned November 22 2011, 22:37:14 UTC

Ron.

What are you on about now?

[voice] inmy_balls November 22 2011, 22:38:17 UTC

Right.

Video games. And TV. This place-- doesn't have either?

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[Video] capuletnomore November 23 2011, 01:40:13 UTC

You have many demands for one seeking a housemate, good sir. And you talk of many strange things. I can only guess that you are from a world or time beyond my own.

[Video] inmy_balls November 23 2011, 06:27:59 UTC

I just wanna make sure my new roomie knows the rules before they move in.

And maybe, I guess, from what I know they ain't around here. Maybe we could get together sometime and I could, uh, educate you. [waggly eyebrows.]

[Video] capuletnomore November 23 2011, 17:56:48 UTC

And so you shall cook and they clean? It seems the beginnings of a fair trade. Such things must be negotiated carefully, if you live with one who is not family, or like to family.

[The eyebrows make her wary.]

I am certain that such things could be explained through these little machines, good sir. I have been made to understand a "TV" is like the glass on these machines - my ward referred to them as "TV phones" when she was here. I know not to what the other letters refer.

[Video] inmy_balls November 29 2011, 22:43:40 UTC

Exactly...yeah. You could come live with me if ya like. I have just enough room in my bed.

[Everything should make her wary.]

Ever played a video game?

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dogtagcollar November 23 2011, 06:43:35 UTC

Cigarettes are harmful to your health.

[YUP THAT'S IT.]

inmy_balls November 23 2011, 06:44:25 UTC

Then maybe you...have somethin' else I can wrap my lips around?

[Seductive Nathan voice is seductive.]

dogtagcollar November 23 2011, 06:50:15 UTC

I have a Beretta M9.

[Stonily.]

inmy_balls November 23 2011, 06:51:08 UTC

I do like it rough...

[Pondeirng...ly?]

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