[He wasn’t sure why he was outside or where he was going anymore, all Nathan knew was that he wanted to get home. He wanted to be safe, away from it all, his immortality suddenly holding little value to him.

Something like a yelp escaped him as part of a building landed but a few feet in front of him. His eyes scanned for any sign of familiarity, a ( Read more... )

Hey guys, I was just wonderin' what we were doin' for Christmas around this place.  Somethin' tells me Adstring isn't on Santa's list to visit, yeah?

Maybe-- we should all do that Secret Santa thing!  And Jewish Santa can be part of Secret Santa so everyone can play!  And we all get each other really nice things and be friends!  You can never have ( Read more... )

you know those cute lil furry bunnies i see roaming around this place?  the ones that look like they're about to eat your cock?  yeah that's right, those ones.  has anyone ever trained em before?  or made them like a domesticated pet?

ron are ya ready to talk to me yet?  i miss you baby.

[When the PCD clicks on, Nathan looks very, very nervous.  This can be noted as he backs his face away to sit across from it.  He fidgets with his hands and clears his throat before looking up.  Obviously, the matter is very serious.]

I need to know how many of you…haven’t played a video game before.  And I don’t mean just in this place because ( Read more... )

I don't know what everyone's goin' on about these dreams for, the boogeyman ain't gonna get ya or anythin'.  What I wanted to know was if anyone wanted a roommate.  I have this nice flat, yeah?  It's pretty quiet around here and I could use some company.  I have HD TV and a lounge and gourmet fuckin' food.  [How much of that is real again?]  Just ( Read more... )

What is-- is this a new phone? Hello? Can anyone hear me? Wait, wait…I got this.

[Hey Adstring, have a Nathan Young landing in your world. He arches his brows and closes the device in near his mouth.]

HELLO? CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?

Oh hey little red light…I guess you were on the whole time, huh? Oh well, now that I’ve got your attention can someone please ( Read more... )

...yeah.