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[inmy_balls]

Hey guys, I was just wonderin' what we were doin' for Christmas around this place.  Somethin' tells me Adstring isn't on Santa's list to visit, yeah?

Maybe-- we should all do that Secret Santa thing!  And Jewish Santa can be part of Secret Santa so everyone can play!  And we all get each other really nice things and be friends!  You can never have

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[buntails]

[That... all sounds pretty good! But wait, bunnies are nice!]

I think it's a good idea. And we can make sure no one is left out without getting something. Are you planning it all?

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[inmy_balls]

[EVIL THEY ARE.

Wait. Nathan-- plan something? He scratches his chin.]

Sure, I don't see why not! How should we go about it?

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[buntails]

[You're asking Usagi? to be organized?]

Um... Well we need to know who wants to do it, right? So we have to ask and decide that first! Then we have to decide who gets presents for who.

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[inmy_balls]

Right! I'll make a list!

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[angle_on_it]

You seem calmer than usual. Something happen?

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[inmy_balls]

what do you mean?

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[angle_on_it]

Pretty clear to me. I meant, did someone kick your ass or something? Usually you're much more /aggressive/.

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[inmy_balls]

that's just me trying to be a man in front of you honey! i mean, without you in front of me, how protective can i get?

[dogtagcollar]

...what is a santa?

[inmy_balls]

...are you sure you can handle it?

[dogtagcollar]

I have undergone many psychological stress tests. I am sure.

[inmy_balls]

Well so long as you got those out of the way--

Santa is a fat old man who breaks into your house every year, once a year. He expects cookies, and after eating them, leaves presents and things under your trees. If you've been good. See, Santa takes on the task of stalking every child to know if they've been good or bad. And he makes a list and he checks it twice. And if you, my good sir, have been a bad boy, you get shit in your stocking, those are things you hang by the fireplace to beg for extra gifts. After he's gotten what he wanted, the cookies, and left presents or shit, he tiptoes out of your house like he was never there.

[showchoirstar]

... Jewish Santa?

[inmy_balls]

Yeah! So the Jews can stop being all "I'm stingy and celebrate Kwanazaa".

[...Did he just offend you? Good. :|]

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[showchoirstar]

The Jewish people actually don't believe in Santa, because we're a bit too adult to believe in such childish stories.

But thank you, for the pointer. I'll be certain to tuck it away for future reference when I light my menorah.

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[inmy_balls]

The Jews actually don't believe in Santa because they're too busy fuckin' each other for money.

When you light it I'm blowin' it out. I'm gonna take Jewish Santa outta this, too, so you get no holiday cheer!

[alwaysreturned]

Come off it. Santa's just some rubbish story muggle's tell their kids.

[He is not even touching Christmas dinner. Especially since he is not 'Robbie'.]

[inmy_balls]

What're ya talkin' about, Robbie? Santa's been leavin' me presents since I was a kid!

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So are y'comin'?

[alwaysreturned]

[He is not playing around, nope.]

I've no idea what you're on about. Who are you talking to, again?

[inmy_balls]

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C'mon! It'd mean a lot to me! We used to always have Christmas dinner back home!