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[inmy_balls]

Hey guys, I was just wonderin' what we were doin' for Christmas around this place.  Somethin' tells me Adstring isn't on Santa's list to visit, yeah?

Maybe-- we should all do that Secret Santa thing!  And Jewish Santa can be part of Secret Santa so everyone can play!  And we all get each other really nice things and be friends!  You can never have

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[video]

[freezingkiss]

No Christmas Star?

[video]

[inmy_balls]

Only if we get a tree!

[freezingkiss]

Oh! [she laughs] Not THAT star. The Christmas Star is when you choose one person out of everybody who's got a really impossible wish, and everybody else works together really hard to make it come true!

[inmy_balls]

Yeah? Who gets to make the wish?

[video]

[soundsofdrums]

Aw, and I missed the bunny attack? Color me disappointed.

What is the human fascination with this holiday, anyway? I've never quite gotten it.

[video]

[inmy_balls]

Do ya like purple or green?

It's a way to express our undying love.

[video]

[soundsofdrums]

I'm not a huge fan of either.

Is it now. You seem to have so much of it, don't you?

[video]

[inmy_balls]

Sure you are.

I do. We're going to get a Kwanzaan Santa, too.

[video]

[012420]

...Who is this 'Santa' person?

[video]

[inmy_balls]

[SIGH]

Are you ready?

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[012420]

...?

[He doesn't understand what you mean, but whatever.]

I am ready?

[video]

[inmy_balls]

Santa. Is a fat man. That breaks into your house. On Christmas Eve.

He's been watching you for the entirety of the year to make sure you're not naughty. If you are? Bad list. If you behave? Good list. If you don't leave him cookies? You go on his bad list. when that happens? He leaves yous shit under your Christmas tree. Then, without a word, he sneaks out.

[inmy_balls]

Where are we gettin' the tree?

[inmy_balls]

I'll totally cut down the first one I see!

[Voice]

[huntressrip]

[Snickers.]

I told you zhe rabbits vere only good for food~.

[Voice]

[inmy_balls]

.... So?