What is-- is this a new phone? Hello? Can anyone hear me? Wait, wait…I got this.
[Hey Adstring, have a Nathan Young landing in your world. He arches his brows and closes the device in near his mouth.]
HELLO? CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?
Oh hey little red light…I guess you were on the whole time, huh? Oh well, now that I’ve got your attention can someone please
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[PAUSE for inspection.]
Nope, you're definitely not Curtis either. If I'm not home, then the only way to shut me up is to tell me where I am. And where everyone else is if they're not here. [He shrugs. That's no promise.]
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[He growls. Okay, short of ripping this guys vocal chords out, he might as well give it a shot in shutting him up.]
You're in a place called Adstringendum. It's a shit hold run by spirits who think it's fun to take people from their homes and throw them here to mess with them.
[Okay, not entirely accurate but who gives a fuck?]
You wont go home until they send you there and your friends or whatever aren't here. Get used to it.
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[A blink and a nod. Okay, second time he heard that name, so something had to be right, right?]
I guess it's a good thing we're friends then, yeah?
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S'no use. Less your mates like taking the mickey by dropping you off in mental worlds. Don't reckon they have much a say.
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Wait, hold one, he's seriously thinking this over.]
Sounds like something they might do, yeah. Have ya seen 'em around?
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Oh. Well, then. Ron snorts.]
Hate to be the one to tell you, but 'less they go by animus or some sort, er, s'definitely not them.
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Well...they usually go by Kelly, Curtis, Alisha and Barry...unless they started some new 'animus' gang without me. Which would be really fucked up but not put above them. My friends are real dickheads.
Can you 'least tell me where I am, mate? Or what I should expect-- not that it matters much. I'm immortal!
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P-pawful? [He scratches his chin.]
Excuse me, but what the fuck are you?
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Yes, pawful! You know, something bad, or dreadful!
I'm a troll! Are you a human? You look human but so do a lot of people here who aren't and I don't think I've efur met a human who was immortal befur, nuh uh.
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...right.
No, I'm an immortal. The gods sent me here to this place to do some godly work, yeah? I ain't just some good-for-nothin' human that doesn't know what's up.
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[Unimpressed face.]
And we get it, you're immortal. Don't need to say it all the time.
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I'm immortal!
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Hey, you wanna hear about the first time I died? I can just totally go on about how immortal I am!
Ok so like, there are these cult kids, right? Are ya listenin'?
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Making quite the spectacle of yourself there, aren't you?
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