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[inmy_balls]

[When the PCD clicks on, Nathan looks very, very nervous.  This can be noted as he backs his face away to sit across from it.  He fidgets with his hands and clears his throat before looking up.  Obviously, the matter is very serious.]

I need to know how many of you…haven’t played a video game before.  And I don’t mean just in this place because

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[ff_red_turk]

... Do actual training simulations count?

[inmy_balls]

Why the fuck not?

[ff_red_turk]

[Shrug.]

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[kill_joo_ded]

You know how video games let you slay monsters and shoot down government agents and race and level up your abilities?

Yeah. That's pretty much what we do here.

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[inmy_balls]

Why the fuck would I want the real thing when I can obviously do it for pretend fun times?

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[kill_joo_ded]

[Hey, if you're gonna be that way...]

So you could be slightly less of a useless waste of space?

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[inmy_balls]

Hah! I'm immortal!

[...he still doesn't get that everyone is.]