Also sent to me by voidseeker is this lovely post by nodogsonbeach.

Hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

This was sent to me by voidseeker who apparently found it on naamah_darling, which is where credit is due. I pulled some extra stuff out of the comments section after the post (noted below), which I found absolutely hilarious.

How To Prepare For Cat OwnershipThis is a list that has been years in the making. Years full of decapitated wildlife, destroyed valuables, ruined ( Read more... )

I even cried in front of him. He's still here. And here are all the reasons why I love him right now....

I love you because: 1. we can talk forever about nothing and yet it feels like everything ( Read more... )

Molecule Gives Passionate Lovers Just One YearNov 29, 2005 - ROME (Reuters) - Your heartbeat accelerates, you have butterflies in the stomach, you feel euphoric and a bit silly. It's all part of falling passionately in love - and scientists now tell us the feeling won't last more than a year ( Read more... )

I thought I should post these before I forget about them. My kids are something else I tell you.

From J, this morning:

"J, did you just run down the hallway?" (I know full well that he did, I could hear his feet.)

"No."

"Wanna try that again? Did you run down the hallway?"

"No. I runnish-walked."He knows that jogging isn't allowed either ( Read more... )

...well, not in the traditional sense ;-) -- I still like this quote-of-the-day from Google:

Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford ( Read more... )

A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with 'Once Upon A Time'?"

He replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If elected I promise'."

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I have finally suffered consequences for my lack of patience ( Read more... )

I'm stealing this from someone who stole it from someone else.


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