The Ballad of Hidan and Kakuzu--A Love Story

[inner_kyuubi]

One day (more like mid-morning, actually), Hidan realized he had the hots for Kakuzu. He was in the shower when he made this discovery, and he never bathed in water less than scalding, so that might have had a lot to do with it, but whatever. Fact was he wanted to sleep with Kakuzu. In the biblical sense. Even though Jashin-sama would retract every

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[shini_chii]

AHAHAHAHAHA. Just... so... full... off... WIN XDDDDDDDD.

I don't really like Hidan, I kinda hate him, but this seemed interesting, and I kinda wanted to take a look at this pairing and I clicked the link and... XD -dies-.

“We should just call you Hillary and be done with it.” I swear I laughed so hard I scared my mom, LOL.
I can't stop giggling, ahahahaha.

[inner_kyuubi]

Holy crap your icon. XDDDDDDDDDDD

Thank you!!

Really??? I think he's fabulous. But I'm glad you managed to overcome that and mosey on over!

HAHAHAHAHA. I had the image of Kakuzu saying that playing in my head, so you can imagine how much I was giggling when I wrote it. 8D

[inner_kyuubi]

I don't think they'd ever manage to have sex, if by some miracle they...uh...wanted to (never gonna happen).

YAAAAY. ♥♥♥

I still can't believe you print my stories off. *flattered to the nth degree*

[infinitefirefly]

Hahaha...

HAHAHAHA.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!

*falls over laughing and crying simultaneously*

ASHLEY. YOU...YOU'VE KILLED ME. Oh God, I love you so hard right now. ;________; Jeez, why didn't you tell me you were so gifted in the art of parody-writing? This was awesome!

Two particular lines killed me.

What did God know about sodomy, anyway? Not that Hidan particularly cared to know what God knew about sodomy.

PffftAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH GOD HELP ME I'M GONNA DIE.

And this second one, which was just...gah, I don't know. It made me LOL horribly.

The way Hidan carried on, he seemed under the impression that Kakuzu hadn’t seen him naked prior to this, and that the sight ought to have blown his pants straight off.

Kakuzu’s pants were still whole, and still on.

*dead* Okay, you know what, I absolutely loved your characterization of Kakuzu. You should write him more often. Yes. XD

THANK YOU SO MUCH. ♥♥♥

[inner_kyuubi]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

While we talked last night, it still makes me grin like an idiot reading your review. Especially since I pretty much wrote this for you. <3333333333333

I...didn't know I was gifted???? >>

Kakuzu is SO. MUCH. FUN. He has a really great "voice." 8D (Who knows? Maybe I'll write KakuDei...*grin*)

YOU'RE WELCOME SO MUCH. ♥♥♥

[mizaya]

XDDD.

I loved it. A lot.

[inner_kyuubi]

XDD

Thanks! I'm glad you did.

[kiasama]

Absolutely loved this!XD

[inner_kyuubi]

Thank you!!! XDDDD