Comments | inner_kyuubi: The Ballad of Hidan and Kakuzu--A Love Story

inner_kyuubi

The Ballad of Hidan and Kakuzu--A Love Story

Apr 13, 2007 18:41

One day (more like mid-morning, actually), Hidan realized he had the hots for Kakuzu. He was in the shower when he made this discovery, and he never bathed in water less than scalding, so that might have had a lot to do with it, but whatever. Fact was he wanted to sleep with Kakuzu. In the biblical sense. Even though Jashin-sama would retract every ( Read more... )

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inner_kyuubi April 14 2007, 12:57:46 UTC

XDDDDDD Well it's true.

Thank ye, thank ye. Awww, I love you too. ♥

xenylamine April 14 2007, 00:37:27 UTC

XD XD XD fairy boy! XD

inner_kyuubi April 14 2007, 12:58:32 UTC

HE FLITS AROUND SPRINKLING FAIRY DUST ON S-RANKED CRIMINALS. :D

talymil April 14 2007, 01:21:05 UTC

BWHAHHAHAHAHAAHHA! This is brilliant and this I think is how the 'sex'would go down. So Kudos.

inner_kyuubi April 14 2007, 12:59:32 UTC

HAHAHA. I love how "sex" is in parenthesis (because you know it would never actually happen). 8D

Thank youuuu. ♥

aubreywitch April 14 2007, 01:49:00 UTC

Okay, wait. Was this supposed to be making fun of the pairing? Because while extremely humorous I thought it was pretty darn convincing, lol. I guess if I thought about the pairing this is probably how I think it would come about.

inner_kyuubi April 14 2007, 13:03:04 UTC

Oh my. XD

Yeah, it was, actually, because I pretty much raped Hidan's characterization (he would never question what God knew or didn't know, and I seriously doubt he'd brush aside losing his brownie points...not to mention that no matter how hard I try, I cannot imagine him ever being gay 8D).

And I get the feeling this would happen every time they tried to have sex even if they wanted to. XDDDDDDDDDDD

But I'm glad you liked the story!! ♥

aubreywitch April 14 2007, 17:48:21 UTC

I actually thought Jashin looking down on sodomy was a little odd of a concept though. You mention sex as knowing someone in the "biblical" sense but no where does Jashin seem to be the same God. He demands human sacrifices after all, and grants immortality through a process that turns others' pain into his follower's pleasure. I kind of assume he promotes almost all other forms of what are biblically considered to be avarice actually (lying, cheating, etc).

Well I think Naru/Sasu would pretty much be fighting turned angry sex the first time but not every time after that. I still liked the story though, very funny. ^_^

silencers_angel April 14 2007, 02:22:32 UTC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnJjOlg1ssc

Here is something from YOutube that you might like .. just and idea on PORN :) LOLOLOLOLOLOL

inner_kyuubi April 14 2007, 13:03:39 UTC

LAWL. 8D