The Ballad of Hidan and Kakuzu--A Love Story

[inner_kyuubi]

One day (more like mid-morning, actually), Hidan realized he had the hots for Kakuzu. He was in the shower when he made this discovery, and he never bathed in water less than scalding, so that might have had a lot to do with it, but whatever. Fact was he wanted to sleep with Kakuzu. In the biblical sense. Even though Jashin-sama would retract every

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[wildwesternwind]

Oh lord.....I seriously had that playing out in my head. Right down to Kakuzu's weaving.

and this line...killed me. Im still trying to revive myself as I type. Really, and its tough trying to do the compression part of cpr with one hand, while typing, and working around boobs.
What did God know about sodomy, anyway? Not that Hidan particularly cared to know what God knew about sodomy.

This is soo getting mem'd.

[inner_kyuubi]

YOU DID? EXCELLENT! :D (Were you on MSN last night?? I thought I saw you...)

XDDDDDDDDDDDD That line was a bitch. I rewrote it at least five times until it sounded right. I'm glad it had the desired effect. :3

YAY!

[inner_kyuubi]

THANKS, SHOEY! ♥

I got a keymash. THAT'S ROCKIN.'

[yappatan]

ASDGLKJA'DSG THAT WAS AMAZING!!!! Dayum, I love your characterization of Kakuzu.

You win the internets! That was fucking hilarious! I've gotta add this to my memories.

XD Hillary!

[inner_kyuubi]

*sees your icon*

...

*DIES*

HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA, SASUKE THE PIMP. *brain breaks*

Thank you! I'm happy you enjoyed it enough to keymash! XD

[velcro_panda]

ROFL.
This made me snort. loudly
you win!

[inner_kyuubi]

EXCELLENT. :D

Thank you very much! ♥

[velcro_panda]

♥!

[starstruck2]

OMG WIN XD
sooo much fun to read!!
Much love.

[inner_kyuubi]

XDDDDD Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed reading it. :3