The Ballad of Hidan and Kakuzu--A Love Story

[inner_kyuubi]

One day (more like mid-morning, actually), Hidan realized he had the hots for Kakuzu. He was in the shower when he made this discovery, and he never bathed in water less than scalding, so that might have had a lot to do with it, but whatever. Fact was he wanted to sleep with Kakuzu. In the biblical sense. Even though Jashin-sama would retract every

Comments

[anjel_rocker]

I enjoyed reading that way too much. <3

[inner_kyuubi]

And I'm enjoying your icon way too much. XDDDDDDD

[irishmastermind]

“So you want me to be the bitch?”

Kakuzu jabbed Hidan’s side.

“You’re used to it, retard. You impale yourself all the time.”

THIS IS ACE. XDDDD ♥♥♥♥♥

The ending was so awesome. I loved the image of them just thrashing the hell out of each other. Man, they would have an interesting time explaining that one.

[inner_kyuubi]

WHY, THANK YOU, ANNE. ♥

LMFAO. True, true. They could just say they got into a colossal fight...*snorts*

[elict]

H-hillary.

*dies*

[inner_kyuubi]

HEEEE HEEEEE.

[toki_no_ito]

XDDD I---I just couldn't stop laughing like something fierce, that's outragously hilarious XDD -craaamps- Wowweh X_o

*Takes a deep breath* Yeeeah |D~ This... story completes me. *hand to heart*