Holy Shit I wrote a Novel!

[inner_moppet]

50,002 if you count the words "The End".

I'm drained. I don't want to look at my story for a while. I'll come back to it in May to start re-writing. It's worth saving.

This month I'll be reading lots of good romance novels so I work on crap like pacing and tone. And also find some other euphemisms for orgasms and assorted naughty body parts.

Comments

[lula_neith]

Excellent! You COMPLETED the thing, publishable or not. And I'm sure you can whip it into something publishable. Congrats!

[mishlai]

Romance novels really do have an amusing plethora of sexual euphemisms. Sometimes they're actually distracting. (Oh my god, did she really just call it a "love rod"?)

[inner_moppet]

There was nowhere in my story to put this, but oh I wish there were: "Oh my darling, let me dip my cinnamon stick in your love pudding."

But beware the raisins in the love pudding. That'll require Valtrex.

[rmoonsong]

Congrats to you lady! This is a great accomplishment!