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[innie_o]

just watched the last part of sling blade...makes me wanna go rent it and watch the whole thing...such a good movie

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[flukewurm]

So there was this woman in Barnes and Noble the other day. She was buying books, but that wasn't the important part. The important part was that she kept calling her son "Dude." It was obvious she was his mother because he kept calling her "Mommy," but she kept saying things like "Hold on a minute, Dude." and "Hey Dude, there's your book!" She did it so often and in such an offhanded manner that it didn't seem to be a joke or anything. She never emphasized the word as someone saying it for comedic effect would, and the son never reacted like this was out of the ordinary. The only satisfactory solution my brain could come to was that she had named her son Dude, which is possibly the greatest thing ever.

excerpt from: http://www.kempa.com/articles/bn/

[scooterbracy]

thanks a-ron...you are truly a cock-ass...i just spent the last...uhm, i don't know how long...reading every damn word this guy wrote and at no time did i want to stop...it was all freaking hilarious and i hold you accountable for me reading and enjoying this...DICK.