why the english language is wrong ( Read more... )

so i would like to take this opportunity to greet becky, who is probably the only one who will ever read this ( Read more... )

last orchestra concert... so sad.
but we were awesome...

DON'T KEEP ADVANCING ON THEM LIKE A HUMAN GLACIER.
-Dave Barry

happiness is cliche'

repeat after me ( Read more... )

''FORGET MY KNEES! DO SOMETHING ABOUT THESE GRAVITY CHUNKS!''

6 or 7 of ten, not bad for a tournament with the "big boys"

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