Maybe it's just me, but do you ever find that the pretty guys are dull uninteresting, and the interesting ones unattractive? Thank the Lord that you and I, gentle reader, are perfect. But unfortunately you and I cannot date as that would surely breach the 4th wall of blogdom ( Read more... )

exerpt from an email from some minger I slept with in Norway


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Israel has recalled its ambassador to El Salvador after he was found drunk and naked apart from bondage gear.
Reports say he was able to identify himself to police only after a rubber ball had been removed from his mouth.

oh, those crazy gimpsdiplomatsA foreign ministry official described Ambassador Tzuriel Refael's behaviour as an unprecedented ( Read more... )

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I had a small, never-used part of my self removed last week.

No, it wasn't the frontal lobe of my brain*, but rather, my appendix.


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Hello... the weekend went swimmingly. Except that getting too drunk on Friday night resulted in me1. Taking my shirt and trousers off in the FL- and not in the bathroom, either- in order to change ( Read more... )

I just read the most disturbing article ever. Possibly worse than one I read about that German cannibal a few years back.
legless in lincolnshireIn other news, I am practising moving to Bruxelles and not knowing anyone and having to go out ON MY OWN (eek) by trying to make random conversation with people in pubs, when at the bar ordering a drink ( Read more... )

Another monday, another day of finding it hard to work an the appetite to eat an apple.

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Any of my former or current housemates can attest to the tender place I hold in my heart for S Club 7, S Club Juniors, Rachel Stevens... and all other Sclub related personnages... but that Jo O'Meara has gone too far...

What a bitch!

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My sister and her husband have decided that she will go back to work, and that he will stay at home and mind the kids.

I'm so envious!

I feel slightly cheated that such life choices are not available to me. I mean, I quite enjoy shopping, cooking and cleaning. Much more than writing sppeches, anyway.


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