I feel like I took a major dose of MDMA on Saturday and am having a big comedown ( Read more... )

Hello, dear reader. Heaven knows, I'm not one to exaggerate, over-dramatise, or create a crisis out of nowhere- but I'm supposed to be going to Edinburgh for New Years and...
I DON'T WANT TO GO!Like, it'll be cold there, and I have to exchange sterling, and my bag isn't packed, and I'm getting a spot, and I don't want to check in a bag, so what'll ( Read more... )

Oh- I quite forgot- I'm being sent to BRUSSELS with work! For THREE (3) years!

AGH! Social death! Nobody will visit! I'll die of boredom in my flat and get eaten by rabid belgian cats!

This SOOO wasn't in my life plan. I should be in Rio right now getting back rubs from some witty, pretty and nice Brazilian novelist/scientist with green eyes.

I met my One True Love on Tuesday night. He introduced himself at the bar. We exchanged some verbal bandiage- my tongue having been honed to a rapier sharp point by the judicious application of a series of double vodkas, splash of cokes to a stomach which had lain empty all day, save for 2 120g packets of Tesco Cranberry and Brie Crisps, and a box ( Read more... )

1)Was 2006 a good year for you ( Read more... )

forgive me o livejournal community for my long absence. My internet connection at work is TERRIBLE and pages download without the graphics/pictures... so please accept my apologies in advance for this text-heavy, picture-light narrative ( Read more... )

hello... well, Madrid was great! What a brilliant town! How I wish I had done Spanish instead of German at Uni... what was I THINKING ( Read more... )

Howayez... I have to go see Joseph Stiglitz speak about the IMF and all that jazz today at 16:30 in the Burlington... Anyone want to come? My boss can't go and we booked the place already... bla...

In more exzciting news... how amazing are Ashlee Simpson's new nose/jaw/lips?

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Ugh. That absolute ride A****** was back for the weekend and was in Dragon. I totally meant to hop on him in one last desperate sink/swim happy ending/embarrassing rejection thing but, err... forgot.


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In my youth I lived with my parents and five siblings ( Read more... )