Dear Boobs

[innocuouseve]

I have wanted you to be bigger almost my whole life. But enough is enough. I know that I am on my period and therefore bloated, but you are spilling out of my c-cups now and it looks incredibly inappropriate. Plus, I know when I loose weight, you will shrink. So please don't tease me now with a giant rack that will go away.

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[redpants]

I could have written this. HAHA. Except change it from c-cups to b-cups and giant to big. :D
I always thought I wanted bigger boobs. Maybe I still did/do, but not because of milk production (different/horrible kind of pain) and now they are southbound! When my mom would laugh at my smaller rack (she's double d) I would retort that at least I would always be perky. I don't have that on her anymore! Bodies are fun. That actually wasn't sarcastic.