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Does this seem like an episode of the Colbert Report or is it just me?

28 Weeks Later = awesome!

This morning I was rudely awoken by a pair of old women at my door. I immediately knew they were there to give me a bible but I played along for a little while. One of the women says ( Read more... )

Ok, Nine Inch Nails needs to take the new album, take half the songs and put them on the next shitty Killers/Muse/whatever the next shitty emo album of the year is, then take the other songs and make a new album called Year Awesome.

Eye patch $1

Pirate flag $5

Cutlass $10

Cost of renting a rowboat at forest park $16

Seeing the look on a soccer mom's face when you attempt to hostilely
takeover her paddle boat...

fucking priceless!

Who's with me?

So I recently moved away from the Crochiolo nest and moved in with Jade room Josh into a kick ass new apartment. I love the place but our landlord is really nutty and I have no internet since AT&T are a bunch of dumb asses and can't differentiate between 3911 Magnolia and 3911 apt A Magnolia ( Read more... )

Im pretty happy with this christmas season so far, I usually hate x-mas, bah humbug ( Read more... )

Chris Cunningham is a genius!

The DaVinci Code has got to be the most predictable piece of shit I have ever watched. Ron Howard, I want those three hours of my life back.

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