a couple of things ( Read more... )

somethings missing

surprisingly ( Read more... )

want to know what makes me happy?
what I'm thinking about, that does.

oh and BTW- Crown Royal is very good, especially if you have a bottle to yourself.

so yeah an update on my life for a bit ( Read more... )

my computer is dead. I am sad ( Read more... )

"WHEN YOU ALREADY START READING THIS ( Read more... )

oh man, quick update:

thirsty thursday.

well.... kinda. 3am to 6am, front desk. So basically, all the Horan guys coming back from parties have a get out of jail free card, because fuck if I'm going to write someone a ticket ( Read more... )

this is from 4chan, but I thought it funny.  Compare the two stories.

The anti-American alliance is made up of self-loathing liberals who blame the Americans for every ill in the Third World, and conservatives suffering from power-envy, bitter that the world's only superpower can do what it likes without having to ask permission ( Read more... )