Hall meeting tonight.

"Don't fuck with the building, don't fuck with each other." - Hall Director

He also said not to cram 10 people in a room doing shots, only because its "not really that fun" and to not puke in the halls or miss the toilets.  Also, he would prefer we do illegal drugs not in our dorms.  I think I'll be fine this year

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"One a scale from one to awesome, economics rates at about mid-awesome to complete-awesome." Yeah, my econ prof said that. He also said that we will be making tye dye t-shirts and sometimes having class outside on the lawn. He wore a "Vote for Pedro" t-shirt today. He seems.... cool ( Read more... )

"HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. HERE LATELY I HAVE NOTICED A MULTITUDE OF OBNOXIOUS IMITATORS, DESPERATELY ROOTING THROUGH THEIR THESAURUSES TO FIND WORDS TO DESCRIBE THEIR UTTERLY SHAMEFUL MANBATTER BOTTLES IN A PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO TAKE MY MASSIVE GLORY GUN'S REPUTATION FOR THEIR OWN. LET ME ASSURE YOU, MINE IS THE ( Read more... )

Basically, my mom just told me tomorrow is my last day driving. Because the insurance runs out tomorrow. I don't leave until Thursday ( Read more... )

journal update!

man, more to come later.

Me, Jeremy, Corey, Aaron and Bob all got disorderly conduct.

FOR SQUIRTGUNNING A FAT GUY AT A BUS STOP.

"Man, fat people have to ruin everything" -Jeremy

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Colonel Kurtz
You've seen 92% of the internet, and shed 83% of the tears...

I've seen horror... horror that you've seen.

You've seen it all. This is just another pitiful test in your long ( Read more... )

yay

its like a cryptic entry, but happy.