stoopid.

You know what I don't want to happen to me... I don't want Grendel's mom to sink a boat I happen to be on... and on that note, what the hell happens to us if Atlas has to sneeze? We'd freakin' die that's what! Oh well, I'm gonna go get naked and have a shower now.

i may or may not be naked right now...

just remembered im 19 on monday. sounds good to me.

this is my new cereal idea im going to send off to general mills or post cereal. narfpuggalos are going to be marshmallows shaped like plastic explosives (which could really be any shape so thats where the fun is). when u bite down on them they make a really big pop so as to scare u on your first try. the non-marshmallow parts are going to be the ( Read more... )

human waste has become a horrible problem for animals to deal with. thats why id like to inaugurate the 16th annual bouncing betty awards ceremony. hooray for ningwops.

as the saying goes: "you cant always become a large gator when you come into contact with a pair of kripnizors. but then again, proverbs suck."

i guarantee the samurai never came into contact with a nice cup of ice tea. no wonder they were always fighting.

until recently, jack hadnt noticed the blob crawling across his floor. he only noticed when it was too late.... he had stepped on it. now he had to spend two minutes of his day cleaning and scraping at his shoes, which was no fun mind you. after he finished cleaning his shoes for two minutes, karl proceeded to kill the blob he had stepped on, only ( Read more... )

If your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, post a comment with a memory of you and me. Anything at all. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your lj and be surprised what people remember about you.