Band then song then album ( Read more... )

Actually I haven't been to a bar in ages....But the time that sticks out in my mind is when this dude called me "PRAIRIE NIGGER" Who says that? Apparantly this character...I though about doing some pretty hilarious things to him (sodomy related) instead i said "too bad i am no relation to you and have a white trash sister/cousin/sister" and then ( Read more... )

Today at work I nailed my head on the eve of a roof, it really hurt and a coworker of mine said, "you are pretty tall" thinking he was funny...So I turned to him and with a mildly upset voice i said "yes I am Tall, Taller than average" then I went back to work....Guess I showed Him

My life is really going bad, like for example...Just yesterday my girlfriend used my towel to bathe, and then it was wet!! Some people are so inconsiderate, but then she told me that i should just get a dry one from the towel drawer, Sure that would be great if I could have remembered where the towel drawer was. by the way that was her fault too, ( Read more... )

40 hundred F'in times i told you, what the F were you thinking....I've given you a hundred chances so come on hit me with the bat once more time and I may just not koook brekfis tomarow, thats what i thought, swingin like a girl, doesn't hurt me....ha ha gota blister, thats what you get.

Hes back with a Tyronosauric vengeance of 28 rabid young hyenas on an amphetamine bender caused by too many days of too many ambien and to little days of too little heroin, coming to eat the couragous and unwitting young women who think tyronosaurs can sleep with their eyes closed, taking it back from crime and giving it to love, cause im a ( Read more... )

open up your ribcage show us your lungs, take our your heart, cuz we want your heart

I just got this CRAZY post from some character who wanted to know if i was hot and if I was my girlfriend...Wishful thinking but not the case I AM TOTALLY A DUDE...but you know i am open minded and if you have feminine features we could totally hook up and keep it on the DL...And I will cum all over your model airplanes if the price is right....(i ( Read more... )

I TELL YOU WHAT ONCE YOU'VE DONE IT YOU WILL NEVER FUCK WITH A T-REX AGAIN THAT IS AN M-I-S-T-A-K-E MISTAKE....UNLESS YOU ARE THE BEAST MASTER IN WHICH CASE THAT IS
M-E ME

If there is one thing that I can't stand its a sore lose, and you my friend are not a sore loser, but i still don't like you, Weird....