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Haha.  8 bit theater is the shiznittle my nizzle.  Everytime I go there I am bound to find myself busting at the gut. Humor is the key to world peace. Also marijuana.  I believe that if all the world leaders sat around in a big circle and smoked a big ole' bowl of ( Read more... )

LIKE THE MASSES

i'M PLANNIN ON

BRINGEN MASS PANDEMONIUM

STRUCK DOWN

LIKE THE SOUND

OF THE CUMBAWUMBA'S,

WHEN THEY GET ALL HARMONIUS

BRING BACK, STRIKE THAT, NOT LEFT TO AGES

I'D RATHER WAIST AWAY WHILE I TURN PAGES.

LEARN TO REVERSE CURSE ALL A SUDDEN BURST FORTH

LIKE A PLANET.

SINGLE HANDEDLY ATTACK IT!

LIKE A BOYSCOUT

I KNOW HOW TO MAKE ( Read more... )

EVERY DAY YOU LIVE IN REBELLION IS ANOTHER DAY YOU GARUNTEE YOURSELF FREEDOM.  REMEMBER THEY CAN'T TAKE AWAY YOUR LIFE!  Mmmmmm I love my skin tight pants.   Man,  Fuck, Everythings sucks.  I want to cry for some reason.  Bah to it all though.  My head hurts along with my tummy. Bye yall. 

Ah What Sweet sanity is delivered to me by the wee hours of the morn.  Listening to Bloodhound Gang and thinking about other way I could further belittle my ex girlfriend but I can't find any ways too.  I was looking at her pictures she posted up just because at 6 oclock in the morning there is ABSOLUTLEY NOTHING TO DO!  But I  noticed her doing ( Read more... )

I hate Kathy. Ha! If the readers would look further back they would see why this is funny. She's a two dollar cheap whore. A trollop if you may say. Didn't have the gall to tell me we had broken up. Just let me find out for myself. And then after wards was daft enough to ask her ex boyfriend out. RIGHT AFTER WE HAD BROKEN UP! Now, to me this ( Read more... )

Man, life fucking sucks now. I want to go into a crowded super market and blow away the civilians with a desert eagle .50 cal. I found out why my g/f left me. It turns out her father found out about us still being together and told her that if she didn't cute this shit out he would send her to military school. But the fucked up thing is that ( Read more... )

Fuck'n Ell! Yesterday was the shit. Haven't been that happy since I got with Kathy. Anyways this is what happened. Took a bath. Put on my striped pants, striped dress shirt (rolled up sleeves), big black steel toed boots, boot braces, Braces (for yall that don't know. Braces are suspenders.), and Jacket. Mitch wanted to leave to get to the ( Read more... )

I can recall my best and fondest memory. It was in my yesteryears, between the ages of 4-5. I remember it was spring and we took the eight hour trip to my Papa-Bows ranch. The trip was a thing of wonderment to me. After a few hours I'd fall asleep only to wake up and be entranced by the scenery around me. Trees and hills as far as the eye ( Read more... )

Hello there all. It's been a while for me to post here hasn't it? Well I'm posting today and there's nothing really happening to me other than that I'm stuck at home doing yet nothing as always and hoping that I get this job at Fiesta Texas Theme Park. I miss my baby girl Kathy. She says she's going to try to come to my pad arround 2 in the ( Read more... )

Ah fuck another uneventful weekend. Well semi-uneventful. Mitch came over and we all(My bro, Mitch, and I) played Halo for a long ass time. Damn Robert is fucking ridiculous at that game. And the sad thing about it is that he hasn't played it for months on end now. Mitch was being all retarded and sitting on top of that damn building throwing ( Read more... )