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May 03, 2004 14:42

Christine: I want a boyfriend!
Me: You can have mine.
Christine: But he's gay!
Me: That means he's better
Christine: but..no. We'll be having sex and he'll be like "I'm pretending you're a man" and I'll be like "WHAT?!"
Me: Get over yourself goodbye. it must be hard to be you yeah livin' in your life ( Read more... )

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angabel May 3 2004, 12:42:10 UTC

They have something like that... I forget what it's called. But basically it's like a diaphragm you use for your period. A Keeper? Yeah. You stick it up inside you and pull it out and dump it and put it in the dishwasher after your period is over. They say it's better than pads and tampons. I don't see how, especially being at college. I'll like be in the bathroom and someone will come in and I'll either be pulling it out of my ass or rinsing it out and they'll all be like "dude WTF is that" and I'll be like "it's my keeper, it keeps my period blood for me" and then they'll all be like "OMG ew that's so gross" and they'll like call and RA and the RA will like write me up for doing something really gross in the sinks or toilet or something since like we get in trouble NEwayz because of people cleaning dishes in the bathroom sink rather than in the like... what do you call it? cleaning closet? Yeah we get in trouble if we don't use teh cleaning closet but OMG it stinks soo bad in there I just want to kill myself and there's always dirty ( ... )

zblacksails May 3 2004, 14:00:23 UTC

"...just so overwhelmed I couldn't handle it and resorted to sin." lol that made me laugh, silly Catholics and their obsessions with sinning. Oh, & you definitley should coincidentally stop by B&N when i'm working more often, so I can 'assist' you in finding more books.

majeskital May 3 2004, 14:31:20 UTC

STINKY
E-SMELLS.
As in, he smells through the EENTERNET.

You hear that?
Do you hear the LOVE
songs?

I smell sex.

lessthegoddess May 3 2004, 15:28:21 UTC

I like the Ochenkowski clones.

Boys in eyeliner = sexy.

Korean food = yummy.

anemophobia May 3 2004, 18:32:42 UTC

Oh, Yarmiman, where on earth do I start ( ... )

insertion May 4 2004, 15:03:34 UTC

I can't believe that I accidently deleted all those picture that I took when I first got my camera! All of those memories of you eating
chicken nuggets and you sucking on smoothies are gone! I don't know
how I'll ever forgive myself! I'm horrible!

There's a brand that called avarix,or something like that. I saw them
once and I was like, "OMG ANGER U STEAL!"

We have to stick sp00ns in our mouths and do the para para again!
and I miss those conversations!