Maggie at my eulogy: There you go again! Breaking some more promises! You said we would always talk, but you were just playing with semantics! You probably meant, "we'll always talk when I'm alive." And you know what?! I'm sick of it! That's why you're dead! That's right ladies and gents, just throw him and his lies in the dirt!"


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John Cole tried to take my camera.

John: Hey, Colchao, let me see your camera.
Colchao: No, go away John.
John: Come on, Colchao. [reaches for camera]
Colchao: [thrusts camera into groin area] Get off, John Cole!
Colchao: Stop touching my penis, John Cole!
Colchao: John Cole, stop touching my penis!
Colchao: John Cole is touching my penis!
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Christine: I want a boyfriend!
Me: You can have mine.
Christine: But he's gay!
Me: That means he's better
Christine: but..no. We'll be having sex and he'll be like "I'm pretending you're a man" and I'll be like "WHAT?!"
Me: Get over yourself goodbye. it must be hard to be you yeah livin' in your life ( Read more... )

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For the first half of my spring break I decided that I'd run away to New York and stay there for a week with some people. Through these people I met people. And this particular people particularly enjoys spending time with me, and I with this particular people ( Read more... )

Saturday was the death cab concert. I went with Gabrielle, Savanna, and Natalie. ran into Indrema and Co.

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picture collection: You love it.


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