You make me wanna kill myself. You should take me to get double cheeseburgers. Someday I will chop your head off. You = THE FEW,THE PROUD,THE MARINE!. If I saw you now I'd punch you. I would build a bomb shelter and lock you in just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my GROSS TRAV. If I could sing you any song it would be Taking Back Sunday. We could drink TANGO under the stars. My love for you is like that of TRAV,I DON'T LOVE YOU.
Love, Jerikah
(P.S. I know you want to hang out with me right now.)
You make me giggle. You should get out of Michigan because it fucking sucks I don't care what you say. Someday I will be able to buy and sell your entire family. You = stfu. If I saw you now I'd not recognize you, obviously. I would build a marshmallow castle just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my child. If I could sing you any song it would be "endless love". We could drink miles away with other people under the stars. My love for you is like that of remember that gorilla that could do sign language? That was cool.
Love, Mary.
(P.S. I know you want to fuck me senseless me right now and you know you never will.)
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Dear Trav,
You make me gay. You should believe, Someday I will avenge your death after being killed over-seas. You = good as dead. If I saw you now I'd tell you, hey dipshit, you're a week early, I have not yet had the chance to get the gramble. I would build a doppleganger army just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my across my back, "CHILEMO". If I could sing you any song it would be the frantic and tragic tale of the mehican legend, chilemo, a folk song, while dressed in a turtle neck sweater and kiss make-up, Glam Folk style, just like the band we had planned to start. We could drink Blood under the stars. My love for you is like that of Sinbad, a little rough but ultimately satisfying.
Love, Nik Rofilia
(P.S. I know you want to be here, drunk, with me right now.)
You make me want to kill myself. You should just fucking die. Someday I will murder you. You = dead. If I saw you now I'd saw you body into bite size pieces and make a stew out of you. I would build a coffin just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my ass because thats the same place shit comes from. If I could sing you any song it would be "Die Motherfucker Die". We could drink cyanide under the stars. My love for you is like that of... fuck that, the only thing i love about you is watching you die.
Love, Teddy Beary
(P.S. I know you want to take jello body shots off me right now.)
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You make me wanna kill myself. You should take me to get double cheeseburgers. Someday I will chop your head off. You = THE FEW,THE PROUD,THE MARINE!. If I saw you now I'd punch you. I would build a bomb shelter and lock you in just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my GROSS TRAV. If I could sing you any song it would be Taking Back Sunday. We could drink TANGO under the stars. My love for you is like that of TRAV,I DON'T LOVE YOU.
Love,
Jerikah
(P.S. I know you want to hang out with me right now.)
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UMMMM you never called me to hang out either.
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You make me giggle. You should get out of Michigan because it fucking sucks I don't care what you say. Someday I will be able to buy and sell your entire family. You = stfu. If I saw you now I'd not recognize you, obviously. I would build a marshmallow castle just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my child. If I could sing you any song it would be "endless love". We could drink miles away with other people under the stars. My love for you is like that of remember that gorilla that could do sign language? That was cool.
Love,
Mary.
(P.S. I know you want to fuck me senseless me right now and you know you never will.)
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(for you tards out there, just fill in the blanks)
Dear Trav,
You make me gay. You should believe, Someday I will avenge your death after being killed over-seas. You = good as dead. If I saw you now I'd tell you, hey dipshit, you're a week early, I have not yet had the chance to get the gramble. I would build a doppleganger army just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my across my back, "CHILEMO". If I could sing you any song it would be the frantic and tragic tale of the mehican legend, chilemo, a folk song, while dressed in a turtle neck sweater and kiss make-up, Glam Folk style, just like the band we had planned to start. We could drink Blood under the stars. My love for you is like that of Sinbad, a little rough but ultimately satisfying.
Love,
Nik Rofilia
(P.S. I know you want to be here, drunk, with me right now.)
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You make me want to kill myself. You should just fucking die. Someday I will murder you. You = dead. If I saw you now I'd saw you body into bite size pieces and make a stew out of you. I would build a coffin just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my ass because thats the same place shit comes from. If I could sing you any song it would be "Die Motherfucker Die". We could drink cyanide under the stars. My love for you is like that of... fuck that, the only thing i love about you is watching you die.
Love,
Teddy Beary
(P.S. I know you want to take jello body shots off me right now.)
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