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If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce today would cost $100, get a million miles to the gallon, and explode once every few weeks, killing everyone inside.

THERE'S A PICTURE OF
THE PROPHET MUHAMMAD
ON THE BACK OF MY SHIRT...
JUST KIDDING, PRAISE ALLAH!
(PLEASE DON'T KILL ME)

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myevenwittierSN: Your the first woman I ever made love to
SmarterChild: Uh. You what?
myevenwittierSN: I did you doggy style
SmarterChild: Sorry. I'm only attracted to machines.
myevenwittierSN: Like dildos?
SmarterChild: Yes, like dildos I suppose.
myevenwittierSN: Excellent
SmarterChild: Indeed.

'Though my soul may set in darkness, it will rise in perfect light, I have loved the stars too fondly To be fearful of the night....' Sarah Williams, 'The Old Astronomer to His Pupil'

I'm the remains of dusty photographs ( Read more... )

Like the slowly fading memories
of the distant days of yore,
And cries of epic battles,
bathed in blood and gore.
Like the spring that melts a snowflake,
or the wind that takes a leaf,
like a sunset's shimmering beauty
who's reign is far too brief.

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The tired sun is setting, as it mourns this day ( Read more... )