Mini Mama: "Samantha Lynne Miller! You cannot go to this wedding as hungover as you sound. You have 1 hour to clean yourself up and put yourself back together. You probably smell horrible....... Oh and don't let me forget, I brought all of that vodka you asked for."

Favorite Pastime: Jumping to the wrong conclusion.

I regret to inform you that you are not included on the short list of people permitted to call me at one thirty in the morning. Please do not do so.

Best,

Samantha Miller Esquire

Sam Miller does not want to work. Sam Miller wants to bang on her drum all day.

Her: So how would you categorize me?
Me: Oh I don't categorize people.
Her:...You just categorized the ENTIRE STATE of New Jersey!
Me: Yeah but....

I had a dream last night that King Steel actually emailed me my materials estimate..... and when I woke up it had come true.

....do not like it

"Hey Sam, Wanna go shootin'?

"Yes, yes I do."

Need to blow off some fucking steam. What a shitty week.

push, pull, curve

( An homage to my little ones )