Tragic Christmas Everyone!

[inspiredvoice]

You know, when I first starting thinking about the basis of this holiday, I thought "eh, not my thing." But you know what? I was so wrong

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[moonshnhuntress]

What a downer!

[inspiredvoice]

IKR?!

[moonshnhuntress]

[ikr...ikr...what does...OH. yes.]

Totally!

[inspiredvoice]

Best. Season. EVAH.

[pornpoet]

It's beginning to look a lot like Incest!
Ev'rywhere you go;
Take a look at the same old bum, glistening with precum
Daddy’s got the nymphs all in a row.~
It's beginning to look a lot like Incest!
Ask sister Kore
But the prettiest sight to see is the sibling that will be
On your own front door.~

[inspiredvoice]

It's a holiday for us all!

[pornpoet]

Exactly!

[inspiredvoice]

We should go caroling!

[brandedprince]

Man I so don't want you around for my Christmas. Your Christmas kind of sucks.

[inspiredvoice]

No, no no. [Imagine her tapping his nose with each "no" and smiling.]My Christmas is fun and entertaining and honest! And your Christmas has spiders so it's not much different than mine!

[brandedprince]

No. Your Christmas is not fun. And my Christmas does not have spiders. My job might have made me possibly touch a box that had spiders in it. Not Christmas.

[inspiredvoice]

My Christmas is very fun. I get to laugh at the complete irony of the season's behavior. "Peace on Earth and Good will towards men," translates to actions of "trample that guy underfoot till he's dead, it's okay cuz it's Christmas".

Did you know that more people commit suicide on Christmas than on any other holiday of the year? TRUFAX!