I just did the funnest thing in the entire fucking world.

And I can't talk about it. Doesn't that suck?

I just had to write about. I'm filled with so much goddamn glee I cannot fucking contain it.

*BURST*

--Chris

Can I take someone shooting?

A buddy of mine showed me the awesomest place to shoot out in the boons. The view is awesome (its way up on Larch Mountain) and there is almost no one else there, except the occasional off-roader who passes by.

So if anybody wants to shoot, let me know. I have hand guns, machine guns, sniper guns...

:)

--Chris

To anyone interested (probably only KC) I'm selling one of my rifles ( Read more... )

I know this doesn't matter for most of you, but for the love of god, I need to post this ( Read more... )

Alex and (sorta)Emma ( Read more... )

Alex and Emma:

You guys are ass mongers. I would like to hang out. You make no effort to call me, or find a reason to not hang with me, but hang with each other.

You suck. Call dickwads.

--Chris

New Rule ( Read more... )

Holy shit. You ever have one of those times where you walk into the old Safeway you used to work at on 63rd street, see a girl there that you always sorta hit on and flirted with, and then she changes into street clothes, and suddenly your dick become a kickstand? And then you invite her over to drink, and she says "Hell yeah" even though she has a ( Read more... )

Tap on my window, knock on my door.

--Chris

"Kissing someone for one minute burns 26 calories, thats why all the major SLUTS are soo effing skinny. Repost this bulletin in the next 15 minutes and your crush will give you a lil something special tomorrow.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE. IF YOU BREAK THIS YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW"

What if I don't have a crush?

--Chris