Dear whoever ( Read more... )

ALEX:

PICK UP.

YOUR.

GODDAMN.

CELL PHONE.

I called you fifteen fucking minutes ago and told I would call you in few minutes once I'm back at my apartment.

:)

Call me, fucker. If I don't see you before then.

--Chris

I guess sometimes you have to act on a whim. Sometimes I think about Troutdale; the small town near Gresham that I grew up in. So today I decided I would take a drive and visit my old neighborhood. I'm not sure why, and after the amazing trip, I 'm still not sure why, although I feel somewhat releived now ( Read more... )

I bought 250 rounds of ammo. My .45 needs more firing. Kyle and I cleaned the fuck out of it last night. It's clicks and clacks are sharp and precise. It feeds perfectly. It's ready for a range day. So I can clean it again :)

--Chris

Chris Micheal Pfingsten's Aliases

Your movie star name: Pop Tarts Robert

Your fashion designer name is Chris Munich

Your socialite name is Pfinky Portland

Your fly girl / guy name is C Pfi

Your detective name is Liger Skyview

Your barfly name is Apple Jacks Black Buette

Your soap opera name is Micheal Stark

Your rock star name is Skittles ( Read more... )

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SO anyway, I drank a shit load. Wouldn't have been so bad if I didn't drink the wine second, but I did. A 40, a hunt for a bottle opener, and shit loads of pain. A puked, rolled in it, then the best fucking roommate and my best friend came to bail me out, as they both watched me and Emma puke on ourselves ( Read more... )

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Chris and Kyle's Guide To Cooking A Cactus Leaf... thing... yeahToday, we're going to learn how to cook something you'll never eat, nor should you want to; Cactus! While going through a Wal-Mart today, my roomate Kyle and I spotted something we have never before eaten; Cactus. It was in the Produce Section, so we assumed, perhaps falsely, that it ( Read more... )