There are two things I hold dear ( Read more... )

new pics.

only on myspace though. I'm too lazy to post them on here ;///
add me if you'd like.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=105185239

Good news: I'm due earlier than April 23rd - now it's April 19th; two days after my birthday. With my luck, I'll have HER on my birthday and it'll never be about me again lol jk. Yes, it is a little girl. :D I'm so happy. Hayden Marie will be her name. I'm just hoping the doctor was right and it won't turn out to be a boy. ;x lol.
Getting married ( Read more... )

Who dat is? That's just my baby's daddy.

Enough of that. Did you know that a female hyena has a "mock penis"? Its clit is extended and looks like a dick. How neat is that? The Lion King did poorly at drawing Shenzi's mock penis, yo. I was educated today! Go me.

(Anonymous)
2004-08-01 19:41 (link) Select
someone needs to get a life if they get pissed about anonymous posts, maybe making fun of you isn't worth getting a livejournal name. but whatever you're still a fucking sheep.

It's not called getting pissed, love. If I were pissed over comments such as that - I'd post something much worse than a ( Read more... )

Someone needs to get a life if they continue to post idiotic comments in my journal. It'll be different if there were at least a lj screen name but no.. The pussies do it anonymously. That's a damn shame.

On to further news; I'm in luhhhve. In love with my Nightmare On Elm Street DVDs.

Expect a real update soon.

Tear it up.
Let me see you tear it up.

Dear, Livejournal friends,
I BEZ B0R3D, YO.
I think I'll start updating this more often, seeing as how I have more LJ friends now. Hm. Maybe.
Love,
Me.

I have an obsession.
Monster Garage, Monster Homes & American Choppers;
they're the fucking sex.
Jesse James & Pauly ;x rawr.

A new journal with a whole new perspective on things. No trendy friends only banner here. If you're intelligent enough you'd already notice that this journal will mostly be friends only. I do not have the patience or the time in dealing with mere online-scum who just want to increase their already massive friends list. I'm sick and tired of the ( Read more... )