All the way from back in the day...

There's a new article on cracked entitled The 9 Most Devastating Insults From Around the World that I think is perfect for this community.

Sample:
"As Thick As Manure And Only Half As Useful."
"You're as ugly as a salad."
"Let the rats ejaculate on you."

And most importantly:
"Your mother is a big turtle" - Again ( Read more... )

This one is VERY long so I'm putting it behind a cut. It's from a now defunct message board I used to be on. It is sheer beauty if you ask me.

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"Trucks are like tampons - every pussy has one".

Here's the best part though - it was on a GIRL'S car.

You smell

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Your mother is so fat, she broke her leg and hot, bloody fat sprayed everywhere. Some even got on the Mayor!

Hi. Here are some insults.

Person: You look like crap.
You: You are crap.

" Nice wig. Pretty good for something out of a toilet."

You: Excuse me, you owe me a drink.
Person: Why?
You: You're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.

person 1: May I have a cigarette?
person 2: sure
person 1: May I have a light?
person 2: What, do you want me to smoke it for you, too?
person 1: No, but you can stick around and put it out for me when I am through...

PERSON 1: Excuse me, aren't we related?
PERSON 2: No, and I don't want to be.

PERSON 1: Do you mind if I smoke?
PERSON 2: I don't care if you burn.

PERSON 1: I'd like to marry you.
PERSON 2: I'd rather skip straight towards the divorce.

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honey, with a face like that and an attitude to match, you'll need jumper cables to start up your sex life.

I know you say you're just big boned, but five steaks and a bucket of deep-fried ice cream isn't exactly what I'd call a lean meal.