Regrets I've Had A Few
First And Foremost I'd Like To Mention You
For The Sake Of Conversation We'll Call You The Brand New Heavy
Your A Mix Between An Ugnaut And Eugene Levy
You Can Call It Big-Boned, I Prefer To Call It Gut
Your Buddha Your Shamu Your Jabba The Fuckin' Hutt.

=D I love that!

I have worked out a tit weighs 1.5KG, but I can't work out what a cunt weighs do us a favour jump on the scales and let me know.

Ok this on is for girls in the bar if there is a sleezy guy bothering you

Guy: Hey baby I got something for you.
Chick: Really?! Why is it all small and deformed?

Personally I prefer subtle insults. Often the best ones can be those where the insulted doesn't necessarily realise that it is an insult for a few moments (or minutes). My personal favourite is "You look nice this evening - you must have made a lot of effort ( Read more... )

"you're an abortion gone wrong."

if ignorance is bliss then you must be orgasmic.

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Kim xO

hey all ia m anew i love the idea of an insult comm. So i guess thats about it oh yeah and here is my fave insult

"Radioactive Twat Waffle"

1. The world would have been a lot better if you had just been a stain
2. If we got together all the guys who could be your father, you'd have your own promise keepers convention

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