to really serenade me and make me swoon for someone must consist a guy screaming death metal vocals while playing the acoustic guitar on the telephone just for me.
bonus if it is improvised.
it was quite amazing.
BUT swinger days are still in order for me ( Read more... )

Mark: Tiffany, do you think I'd get more pussy if I got a new car or if I got a guitar?
Tiffany: Guitar. Plenty of cock sucking band sluts out there. There's your winner.

Well, yesterday wasn't all bad. Robbie and I talked about tattoo ideas for me. His mom died when he was eight years old from cancer so he has her name, year she was born to the year she died inscribed on his forearm. It's beautiful and I can see why it means so much to him. Of course it was custom designed, it's a decent size, and it's nicely ( Read more... )

i kissed you last night and i felt nothing.

what's wrong with me?

nothing.

every music scene is so dumb ( Read more... )

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