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My entry for July--Week 2
This is my entry for the July week 2 competition! I didn't have as much time this week as I would've liked, and I had writer's block through most of the first half of it... so yeah. I hope everyone enjoys this regardless, and good luck! Thank you for reading. :)
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I am Envy in a green ( Read more... ) -
My entry for July, Week 1: Heavy
For the topic, "Heavy." My first entry to the competition. Not exactly what I intended to write, but we'll see. Let me know what you think ( Read more... ) -
My intro for the July competition...
Hello everyone! This is just my brief into to the first LJ community I've ever joined ( Read more... ) -
*dies laughing*
HAHAHAHA...
Okay, these are the sorts of moments I suffer through 15 minutes of Robot Chicken for. :P
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Oh.
And by the way--
Just yesterday
I counted
FORTY-SEVEN BABY SNAILS.
Just to, you know. Let you know.
You know.
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And I told Houdini no sex until he's married (to himself)...
So, my dear little pond snail, Houdini, who ended up in my care completely by accident, has now made some babies. Magically. (Haha, a magician after all! ...okay, bad joke ( Read more... ) -
In honor of my beloved "Lady Lazarus..."
One of your shorter pieces, one I intend to use in my presentation:
Monologue at 3am:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVGugzOyG_A
Don't worry; it hardly does you justice. I know. -
You know what?
Snowplows can GO TO HELL.
Seriously.
I can stand talking, TV, loud music, I can even stand light (although that's another pet peeve of mine) while I'm trying to sleep, but this--this eccentric, offbeat rhythm, inconsistent, so ridiculously loud... all outside my window. It wouldn't be so bad if it went a little like this:
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HAHAHAHAHA...
Oh, my sides hurt from laughing ( Read more... )