My face, my face! My valuable face!

[internetsdave]

Ugh. Today is an allergy kind of day. The kind of day that makes you all sleepy and crazy and not-minty-fresh. It's the kind of day where I walk upstairs to hunt for office supplies and I am greeted by the cute girls in the office with simles on their faces that quickly dissolve into looks of abject horror. Wait... That's what always happens

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10g of caffeine, STAT

[anonymous]

You're cute, dammit. Deal with your cuteness.

[psychojessi94]

god you are so fucking cute! your choice of words, appyling to the bike wheel conspiracy, i just want to marry you! are you sure you dont want to marry me?

[internetsdave]

AFter careful consideration, my cabinet has advised me to decline your offer for legal reasons.

[psychojessi94]

legal reasons? oh well... do you have AIM? i want to talk to you , so download it!

[internetsdave]

Yes legal reasons. I'm a wanted felon in 82 states including confusion and paranoia. I do not have AIM, but I do have ICQ. My UIN is listed.

[saigonprincess]

Gettin' the ladies....