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[intheblanks]

OK. I appreciate everyone's crazy for the day. I just want to make one thing clear.

I have no idea how any of you know who he is, but Foreman isn't going to want to be with me because it's the only chance he'll ever get to top.

Comments

[orangetoughguy]

Somethin' change while you were gone?

[intheblanks]

Not enough to make me seek comfort in that direction.

[orangetoughguy]

Are we talkin' that direction complete or just the one where you gotta go under the guy.

[intheblanks]

Lets rule out anyone who uses the same bathroom as me.

[byweavinglives]

Who is he?

[intheblanks]

Occasionally insufferable work colleague from home.

[byweavinglives]

Is he attractive?

[intheblanks]

Not my type.

[as_damaged]

Come to think of it, you might make a cute couple...

[intheblanks]

Come on, AlCameron. Only half of us would be cute.

[as_damaged]

Hey, you're the one who brought it up.

[intheblanks]

On the contrary. It's surprisingly popular with the crowd in this one coffee shop I stopped into.

[intheblanks]

You could always write a story about it, but it's unlikely to make people think you're less gay.

[intheblanks]

I was thinking of having a copy framed for the office, if only to beat House to the punch.

text ) several hours later

[adamantined]

I hope that was just a written thing and not a total visual assault with a picture.

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[intheblanks]

Handily I left the photo album at home.

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[adamantined]

It's never stopped this place before.

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[intheblanks]

I guess I wouldn't know.