Dear myself,

Of course you're going to be alarmed when your teeth start falling out. But what you need to remember is this: IT IS A DREAM. EVERY TIME.

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

Sincerely,

me.

The sun is shining through four holes in the clouds. It looks as if there are four suns. Fun!

Ontario Graduate Scholarship applications are (needlessly) complicated. They just are. But the Ministry of Education does help you out by requiring you to include an Application Checklist in your pile of paperwork. And the first item on the Application Checklist is, of course, the Application Checklist.

In the process of reviewing the list of songs I've downloaded over the last couple of weeks, I've discovered that two I got from eMusic, one after the other but a half-hour apart and by totally different bands, are called 'Mother Earth' and 'Father Time'.

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From the Wikipedia article on Ellen Ternan:

Ellen Ternan is sometimes confused with her near contemporary, the Shakespearean actress Ellen Terry, whose career was more distinguished, but who did not have an affair with Dickens.

In syntax class.

Professor*: [talking about straightforward meanings versus idioms]
Guy: "What about if you say 'I can has cheezburger'? That doesn't really mean 'I can has cheezburger', does it?"
Professor (to herself): 'I can has cheezburger...'
Class: "..."
Professor: "I guess that really means 'I'm a LOLcat'!"
Class: * bursts into laughter *
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inthelemonlight: I'm really darn tired. I think I might go to bed at 10 PM tonight.

Building superintendents: Hey, you know what we could do this evening? Test the fire-alarm system!