4th Atrocity - Thunder Bolts and Lightning! Very, Very Frightening!

[inthenertz]

A) [Phone | Everyone]

People of Mayfield. Those of you who have not met my son, the Prince, please be sure to say "hi" and shower him with gifts.

As he is the Prince, that makes me the King. All hail Black Mage Evilwizardington, King of Mayfield!

B) [Action | Outside of 753 Partridge Drive]

Comments

B

[animalhusbandry]

[Ignoring the wanton destruction and just strolling right on up, because that's more or less par for the course for Black Mage.]

You know, I met another black mage here in town a few months ago who had a much more dramatic take on spell naming. I think it might make your incantations sound more impressive.

Re: B

[inthenertz]

[RM might be the only living thing not to get hit in the collateral. Not because BM likes him, but because...

... well, BM hasn't really thought of that. He's eradicating yard pests first. Working from the smallest to the biggest.]

It doesn't matter what they're called.

He's probably one of those wizards who thinks it's all about looking cool and not about the massive amount of damage.

[animalhusbandry]

Well, there is practicality to consider, yes, but just listen to this.

Thundaga.

Pretty good, right? Much more striking.

[inthenertz]

Yeah, that sounds stupid and you are stupid for saying it.

B

[mercyasdeep]

[Coming outside because wtflightening.]

W- what are you doing? Stop!

B

[inthenertz]

I'm bending the forces of Chaos to my will and calling death from the sky.

What are you doing?

Re: B

[mercyasdeep]

.......

[He hates living with Black mage. He hates it so much.]

Wondering what the local wildlife ever did to you....

[His newly regained rune starts glowing. He really, really want to use it. But he isn't the type to resort to violence. Even against Black Mage.]

Not that you care, but you could destroy the house if you keep that up.

B

[inthenertz]

You're right. I don't.

What's that glowing thing you go there?

A.

[glowing_science]

No.

After what you've done, I'm not calling you king of anything.

A

[inthenertz]

Your loss babe. I was looking for a Queen too.

You sound fat though.

[glowing_science]

W-what?! How does someone sound fat?!

[inthenertz]

I don't know. All I know is this king has one rule.

No fatties.

B

[byakushiki]

W-what in the world are you doing?

B

[inthenertz]

[Pauses, hands to the skies, ready to call down another.]

I am indulging myself, can't I do that now and then?

Re: B

[byakushiki]

But summoning thunder / lightning randomly while people could be walking the streets is just. [He sighs a little, remember Ichika this guy is crazy]

Please be careful and not hit anyone...

B

[inthenertz]

They should watch where they are walking.

It's not my fault if I call lightning, to the exact spot they are standing, if they are not smart enough to step aside faster than the speed of lightning.

C.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[Mart was just minding his business when all of a sudden...

OH GOD WHAT DIED!?

That dog that BM is dragging around.]

Dude.

I think your dog is dead!

Re: C.

[inthenertz]

Yeah, it's bred that way.

Got to pay extra for that.

[Keeps on walking, with a smile.]

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Seriously man, give the poor bastard a proper burial or something.

That shit is just wrong.

[inthenertz]

You got a shovel?