4th Atrocity - Thunder Bolts and Lightning! Very, Very Frightening!

[inthenertz]

A) [Phone | Everyone]

People of Mayfield. Those of you who have not met my son, the Prince, please be sure to say "hi" and shower him with gifts.

As he is the Prince, that makes me the King. All hail Black Mage Evilwizardington, King of Mayfield!

B) [Action | Outside of 753 Partridge Drive]

Comments

D)

[inthenertz]

Hello, I'm Dr. Evilwizardington.

Just have a seat and we'll fix you up.

[inthenertz]

[Doesn't move to try and stop her, just tracks her by turning in place.]

I recommend...

BOLT 2!

[He's a bad shot sometimes.

The bolt will hit the door frame just as she passes through it. Blowing out the closest two lights probably frying some of the equipment in the room.

All she'll get is the strange feeling as her hair stand on end. She might get sprayed by shattered light bulb glass but nothing too harmful.

If that had hit her though...]

D

[godisachild]

[After the bullcrap of last week, Pokey still wasn't feeling pretty good. He'd at least managed to get his stupid broken arm and shoulder in a sling so it could set. And really, he wasn't at the hospital for treatment. He was here to find the guy that had screwed with Mindy.

....He may not have gotten a great description of him, but the guy killing sick patients is probably a good start.

Pokey will just position himself a bit away, wait for BM to fry another one, and then laugh. It's a mixture of childish laughter with genuine malice and even if it's forced at the moment? It sounds very, very natural.]

Man, that was awesome!

Re: D

[inthenertz]

[Hey, BM rarely gets appreciation for his work.

He'll take it.]

Yeah, it is.

I almost forgot how good it is to channel the forces of Chaos into lethal force.

D

[godisachild]

[Pokey just grins wider.]

I know right. Too bad this place is full of a bunch of wusses who don't get how fun it is. Profitable too, you know how to use it.

D

[inthenertz]

Yeah, who needs profit when you're just going to ruin society anyways.

The more weaklings in town, though, the better. Easy prey.

A

[kerorodearimasu]

Evilwizardington? G-GERORORORORORO~!

[He's cracking up, enough to hurt his froggy ribs. Give him a few minutes to calm down and breathe.]

No, really. That's the family name?

A

[inthenertz]

Yeah.

I come from a long, dead line of Evilwizardingtons.

[kerorodearimasu]

You guys could've at least thought up a more original name. I imagine you guys were targeted a lot with a name like that.

[inthenertz]

Everyone's a critic. What's your name? I'm going to call you Mr. Shutyourbleedingface.

A

[latelyblooming]

I don't think... that's how that works.

A

[inthenertz]

Yes, it is.

If I wanted your opinion on the matter I'd carve a hole in your back, jam my hand up into your skull and puppet your mouth to sing the song that will bring upon the end...

... Okay, that one got away from me for a moment there. What were you saying?

[latelyblooming]

It wouldn't be my opinion then, it'd just be your hand and your voice. If you enjoy talking to yourself so much, why'd you even place this call?!

[inthenertz]

Because I also like to be showered with victims and gifts.

B - Action

[falleng0d]

[OOC: Feel free to zap him, but please don't kill him yet :c. Keima is a romantic comedy/harem protagonist so his stamina and endurance are tops. He can probably take a few Bolts and one Bolt 2, or one Bolt 3 from the get-go but that's it!]

Keima is reading the newspaper when he hears "Bolt 3" shouting from the outside. Curious of the clear video game reference, he steps out of his front door and onto the porch of 754 Partridge Drive. Hi neighbor, Keima is staring at you.

B - Action

[inthenertz]

[Yeah, he's giggling as he runs around. You'll see him zap sparrows out of the air that try to escape his wrath.

He doesn't seem to notice people outside the boundaries of his yard... there is still so much to kill there before he moves on.

Like that bee!]

Bolt 2!

Re: B - Action

[falleng0d]

[[OOC: Forgot to mention this permission page. Hope you don't mind a bit of 4th walling otherwise! ]]

"Wha.."

Keima just stares from his porch. That oddly dressed man is clearly shooting electricity from his hands.

"Bolt 2? Interesting that you say 'Bolt 2' instead of 'Thundara'. Not a fan of the newer games are we?"

B - Action [Full on permissions, these guys 4th wall themselves]

[inthenertz]

Oh, don't you start too.

Look, if you prefer Thundara you can go find your boyfriend and have a cuddle session to discuss it.

It's a stupid name and now you're stupid for bringing it up. Happy?