12th Atrocity - Friendship Is F@#$ing Magic

[inthenertz]

[To the members of 836 Hastings Boulevard]
((OOC permission granted by Rarity-mun))

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[726 Anderson]

[strike_you_out]

[After reading the letter, Slugger peeks inside the package... then re-reads the note and wonders what exactly this was supposed to mean.]

[726 Anderson]

[inthenertz]

[It's just ground up meat.]

[deaths_heritor]

There was a reason I never bothered with Ankh-Morpork's unorganized crime.

[Susan doesn't even bother looking inside.]

I don't have time for all of these archenemies; there are only so many hours in a day I'm willing to devote to inane babbling. It's like I'm collecting children's toys.

Aw, BM actually likes the cut of her jib. This was his way of complimenting

[inthenertz]

836 Hastings Boulevard

[hungry_monster]

[Johan is just getting back from work and.....

What.

Why is his backyard bleeding?]

[hungry_monster]

[Johan is even quieter then normal.]

I was going to ask you if you knew about this. But I'll take that as a no.

[Okay first of all, closing the curtains and kneeling down to make sure you're alright.]

Anna, calm down.

[Action | Around town]

[notlikethemovie]

[Mika looks up when she hears Black Mage's voice on her way home from work, her ears flicking forward as she frowns a bit at what she hears. Her grip on her cane shifts a bit, and she peers at him, only to stop and stare.

The staring turns to open horror.

Which quickly leads to screaming.

There are only so many unicorns in this town and she is fairly certain she knows exactly where that horn came from, which is why she is screaming so loudly.]

Re: [Action | Around town]

[inthenertz]

[Wince, hearing the scream.]

Oh, hey, that wasn't annoying at all. Thanks for that.

[Action | Around town]

[notlikethemovie]

WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE UNICORN, BLACK MAGE?

[Her fur has bristled instantly, making her look at least a half-size larger. She's still at the edge of screaming, but there's anger mixed in with it now.]

Re: [Action | Around town]

[inthenertz]

[He thinks on it and starts laughing.]

Oh, man, what didn't I do to the unicorn?

Oh, wait, you're mad? Then I just asked the unicorn to borrow her horn.

[Ignore the blood?]

1/2

[foalingaround]

[Dash was heading back home when she sees Black Mage.

The horn she notices almost immediately, and as she goes to open her mouth she notices who said horn belongs to.

That's Rarity's horn.

Dash can't help but stare at horror, before looking absolutely enraged.]

[foalingaround]

[She immediately cuts off Black Mage by leaping right in front of him.]

...What did you do to Rarity.

[inthenertz]

[Hey, a Pegasus.]

Who?

Also... are you... are you a lesbian Pegasus?

[foalingaround]

[It takes a lot of effort for Rainbow Dash to hold back, but she is getting angrier by the second.]

Answer the question! Why do you have Rarity's horn?!

726 Anderson

[tapshoetomove]

[And Luke is glancing over the package.]

Gross, who would leave this out here?

[He doesn't touch it, but he does wonder who "Black Mage" is.]

[geassedmassacre]

[Euphie comes up behind him, wondering what he's looking at. He looks kind of grossed out, which immediately makes her a bit worried.]

Luke? What have you got there?

[tapshoetomove]

[Luke makes a surprised sound, before turning and trying to block her view of the package. It'd be awful if he let a lady see the bloody package laying out in plain sight.]

I-it's nothing, miss Euphie! Just someone's idea of a bad joke, is all!

[geassedmassacre]

[That doesn't make her any less worried.]

Luke. Let me see it.