Ok, new year, new plans ( Read more... )

Well its been awhile since I last updated, lucky you. Its the New Year, same as the old except when you write down the date. I think from now on instead of watching the ball drop on New Years Eve everyone should gather around a table and play russian roulette. Now thats a way to see if the new year is worth living. If you survive you will live in ( Read more... )

Everyone is invited to play football Saturday. Come bring a friend and feel the wrath of Ron Brook's Fat!

Sturday, Hamilton High School Pratice Field (softball diamonds for you non band kids), 1:30 pm till everyone is DEAD!!!

So..... Leave Santa some whiskey and porn or you wont get shit under your tree this year!

If I am irritable the next week forgive me I am blessing you with the rest of my life.
I am going to try to quit smoking.
Merry fucking xxxmas!

Satan

are fun, and today was an awesome one.

I think i drove a prostitute home tonight.... she kept asking for money and when i said i had no money she even begged for qaurters..... i laughed the whole way home.
Fun but wierd night.

Satan

Its snowed and somehow Hamiltons streets were a lot better than Mason's. TAKE THAT YOU RICH FUCKS WE BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF OUR REDCOAT PLOW DRIVERS (hey, they are redcoats dont dont know the true meaning of plow) AND SENT THEM TO YOUR YUPPIE ASS BC YOU ALL HAVE SUV'S I HOPE YOU ALL COLLIDE INTO A FIREY ORGY ( Read more... )

I have been ever so good this year. If you see it so possible I would love to see the following things under my tree this year ( Read more... )

I dont think I have ever had such a shitty day.

If im bald by the next time I see you, today is why.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK

Satan

.... And that means I have to work hard to drink myself into a comma so I can bypass XXXmas and get to the only December holiday that matters....... New Years Eve!
If I fail at that im just going to curl up into a ball and hibrienate.
I havent been so pissed in some time, but i guess its time.
SKANKSGIVING SUCKS!

Satan