HAPPY SKANKSGIVING!

Just remember today when you eat your turkey, that if the Pilgrims and Indians had killed a cat instead we would all be eatting pussy for Skanksgiving!

Satan

Ok this is a bit disturbing so read on as will ( Read more... )

Why do you people suck at life more than me? I didnt think that was possible. But to regain a non-suck-at-life status you can fill out my fun new ad lib ( Read more... )

How, the fuck are you????

Derka,

Satan

Ok, this is going to be one hell of a rant ( Read more... )

It my B day bitches!!!!

Satan

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"The best way to honor the sacrifice of our fallen troops is to complete the mission and win the war on terror," the president said in his weekly radio address ( Read more... )

Argh I Am fucking pissed. Why do you ask? Of Course the Douche Queen. After 2 fucking years she can still break my fucking balls. Now I have never wanted anyone to die so much as her. I HOPE YOU DIE DOUCHE QUEEN IN THE MOST HORRIFIC OF FASHIONS ALLOWING ME TO PISS ON YOUR ASSES! God I thought herpes was Permanent. FUCK ( Read more... )

Yay Seasonal Depression kicked in hard tonight!
I dont understand, I spent most of the day smiling and bullshitting, but tonight just killed me deep down inside. I cant explain it.
So I will listen to the sadest songs......