robert: what should i do?
me:  why are you always asking me for advice?  do you really want to end up like me?  i can't even handle my own life.
robert: good point.
me: yeah so whatever i tell you to do, you should totally do the opposite
robert: so what would you do in this situation?
me: kill myself!
robert: so i should... not kill myself?
me: exactly

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friday was the scavenger hunt
we split into two teams and went on our ways
we began by putting maria in a basketball hoop and finding a penny from 1991
we tagged up a cow
got kicked out of a store and stole some cones
ollie'd a gap
got service without shirt or shoes
failed attempt at 50 chicken nuggets in 3 minutes
maria ate some random guys food
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love conquers everything
the day you stop believing that
is the day it stops being true

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For everything its worth
Every breathe I take still hurts
Maybe it’s just the alcohol burning through my veins
But either way I’ll be missing you to death
And if I don’t get out of this alive
Just know I loved you back
But I don’t owe you anything at all
But I don’t owe you anything at all

It’s just the look in your eyes
The way your hair falls to the side
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is amazing
i'm in love XD

first things first
last night i was chopping up zac from dgd
yes i know, props to me  ;)
for those of you that may not know what chopping is (as i did not)
it's the chonga mami term for beating someone at their own game
because apparently he has no game
and i have tremendous amounts? lol
it was all a rather funny 4am conversation :)

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aqueous128 (12:11:00 AM): you're fucked my dear friend.
i am beyond fucked  D:

love is a funny thing. you expect it to be easy. you expect it to be a world of roses and laughs and perfect moments that you find only in movies. you expect her to always say the right thing, and always know exactly how you feel, or exactly how to react to it. you expect her to calm you down when you're yelling or to chase you when you run away. ( Read more... )