Comments | invader_kitty: Bone dust and spider guts.

invader_kitty

Bone dust and spider guts.

Jan 25, 2005 10:16

I.Kitty Vs The Arachnid World Part III
Yesterday was my appointment with the dentist. He looked at my x-rays and couldn't tell whether my wisdom teeth were going to cause me hassle in the next 12 months, so is going to send them on to The Great And All Knowing Dentist God who will call me with his advice. Then, he gave me my first ever filling. I ( Read more... )

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dr_nic January 25 2005, 01:16:42 UTC

well, as a non-arachnophobe and even a mild arachnophile, I think he looks like a friendly little puppy!

ccg1785 January 25 2005, 01:18:29 UTC

Do you need a flatmate? I definately need you :/

dr_nic January 25 2005, 01:22:49 UTC

You're about three days too late. Sorry.

invader_kitty January 25 2005, 01:22:53 UTC

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ccg1785 January 25 2005, 01:17:54 UTC

Dude! Reading that spider story was like you were retelling my night!

We had a huge fuckoff huntsman at the top of the stairs and I had to get my friend's boyfriend to chase it around the house with the mortein. How fuckign long does it take to kill them! For fucks sake >:(

invader_kitty January 25 2005, 01:23:56 UTC

Why do they come inside? There are no bugs in my apartment but there are plenty outside. Why cant they stay out there?!

Even writing this entry gave me the shakes.

jahbulon January 25 2005, 01:25:20 UTC

Its raining.

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invader_kitty January 25 2005, 01:30:38 UTC

I think the G is going to be easier. At least you'll be around to kill any spiders and dentists that want to cause me pain.

mefcon1 January 25 2005, 01:35:19 UTC

that's a metric fuck-off sized huntsman.
if my mother ever saw this picture, she'd make up some stories about me being a terrorist to get me deported.

you're story kinda reminds me of the scene in Soldier where Kurt Russel teaches a kid to kill snakes. :)

I think you're ready for the jungle now

invader_kitty January 25 2005, 01:39:45 UTC

Of course the thing to remember is that my camera likes to make things in the distance look smaller than what they really are.

Another pic can be found here.

mefcon1 January 25 2005, 01:47:52 UTC

you're not helping.
actually, I'm not that hassled by insects. I was overjoyed when I found a praying mantis on my front gate. cockroaches piss me off - but I'm trying to cultivate an attitude like red_kat's when it comes to them.

invader_kitty January 25 2005, 02:00:01 UTC

Insects don't bother me. Neither do snakes or bears or whatever. But spiders scare the pants off me. Its totally illogical and I've tried a million things to get over it, but I have realised that a phobia IS totally illogical and I just have to deal with having one.

cyberwench January 25 2005, 01:38:12 UTC

don't u think this pic looks uncannily like sarah connor?

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invader_kitty January 25 2005, 01:41:53 UTC

If Saran Conner were a terminator, then yes.

Those spiders at 208 used to get me almost everytime! Especially after a big night out!

Touch it? Are you kidding?! I left its mangled body on the kitchen floor until this morning when used half a roll of paper towel to scoop it up.

cyberwench January 25 2005, 01:53:48 UTC

hahahahahaha!!

they fly too, u know..

the spider that ended up on my jumper flew from the ceiling..

ok! i just uncontrollably shivered from fear so much, my nipples fell off.

invader_kitty January 25 2005, 01:58:03 UTC

I recommend holding your nipples in place with some handy piercings.

This spider kept charging along the ceiling for my head, I was just waiting for it to hurl itself at me. Hate! Hate! Hate!

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